HermioneI was Hermione before Hermione was cool.

For two solid weeks, I’ve been up at 6am.

The kids are still sleeping, nobody is waking me…except my body.  No matter what time I go to bed, which is usually in the 1 to 3am range, come 6am, my brain is all, Heyyyyy girllllll, it’s 6am, let’s eat something regrettable and watch the tiny Will Smith Kung Fu movie and cry!

And I am like, no.  No I will not.  I need sleep.

But my brain is like, right, ok yes, let’s sleep, Imma shut off rightttt…now.  Uh ohhhh…looks like somebody has to pee again, I hope you don’t wake up too much stumbling to the toilet and turning on the light so you don’t pee on your ankles againnnnn

And now it’s 6:20am and I am awake watching tiny Will Smith do his Ralph Macchio impression, and let me tell you, if this is what Scientology is like, sign me up.

This week, I drew a picture of Andy as a horse almost hitting a real horse while he was trying to force us all to have fun with him.

I made a list of the creepiest children’s movies of the 80’s, you are welcome in advance for the bedwetting and nightmares.

And then I show you a picture of Andy in  top hat.

On Curvy Girl Guide, we talked about why you should never ask a woman if she is pregnant, Meredith heads to a online gaming convention to interview women gamers and sees tons of thong, and we discuss the down cycle of not wanting sex.

Here is some cool shit I saw on the internet this week…

How has it been four years already?

Ok, this is less cool and more WHAT THE RAPE!?

If God wanted us to watch Titanic in 3D, he would have made our eyes 3D.

Just to clear up any confusion.

Enjoy your Labor Day!

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