I was Hermione before Hermione was cool.
For two solid weeks, I’ve been up at 6am.
The kids are still sleeping, nobody is waking me…except my body. No matter what time I go to bed, which is usually in the 1 to 3am range, come 6am, my brain is all, Heyyyyy girllllll, it’s 6am, let’s eat something regrettable and watch the tiny Will Smith Kung Fu movie and cry!
And I am like, no. No I will not. I need sleep.
But my brain is like, right, ok yes, let’s sleep, Imma shut off rightttt…now. Uh ohhhh…looks like somebody has to pee again, I hope you don’t wake up too much stumbling to the toilet and turning on the light so you don’t pee on your ankles againnnnn…
And now it’s 6:20am and I am awake watching tiny Will Smith do his Ralph Macchio impression, and let me tell you, if this is what Scientology is like, sign me up.
I made a list of the creepiest children’s movies of the 80’s, you are welcome in advance for the bedwetting and nightmares.
And then I show you a picture of Andy in top hat.
On Curvy Girl Guide, we talked about why you should never ask a woman if she is pregnant, Meredith heads to a online gaming convention to interview women gamers and sees tons of thong, and we discuss the down cycle of not wanting sex.
Here is some cool shit I saw on the internet this week…
How has it been four years already?
Ok, this is less cool and more WHAT THE RAPE!?
If God wanted us to watch Titanic in 3D, he would have made our eyes 3D.
Just to clear up any confusion.
Enjoy your Labor Day!
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Okay, whoah!! WTF happened with Adam?? That is the most horrible thing I have ever heard of. I’m really scared to go on there and check and see if they did that to me. Gah, scary.
What the rape is right.
I love you for making the links open in new tabs! Your blog always brightens my day.
Yes, love the change to open in a new tab! It’s the little things that make me happy.
Wow, that Adam blogpost is just scary! It could happen to anyone!
Also, I hate 3D movies, they make my eyes hurt. What I hate even more is that all the good movies are now coming out in 3D so I am forced to see it that way AND PAY EXTRA!
I can’t believe it’s been four years. Also, I firmly believe that the place I want to live (and am currently trying to get a job in) has lured me there because it seems so much like Stars Hollow.
Happy BBQ’n and grilling on this fine Labor Day 2012, we have some pork already smoking and will be putting on the ribs later!
Hahahaha here its called POP! Soda sounds funny!
So. Very. Wrong. It’s soda. If you are older than 70, you can get away with ‘soda pop.’ That is all.
Must be a Canadian thing :)
Okay, I don’t get to share this story often enough so I’m latching on to the t-shirt pic and sharing: I grew up in Michigan, where we drink pop EXCEPT that we’re Mexican and my parents met in (and moved to Michigan from) California so we always said “soda.” I actually had someone ask me, “How come your brother asked me if I wanted a soda and then brought me a pop?”
Here in Houston and most parts of Texas, everything is called Coke whether it’s Sprite, Coca Cola, Fanta, etc…For example, you go to a movie theather and ask for a Coke and they reply, ‘what kind of coke’. “Dr. Pepper please”. Haha! Gotta love Texas!