This GENIUS invention cost us $13 to make, and every kid helped. Click here to check out how to build one for yourself!

I am not entirely sure what the dog days of summer are, but I feel like we are in them.  Hot days that just go forever.  Every weekend is a blur of swimming and cooking out and frozen drinks.  And my hair is huge. HUGE.

Everyday in my head, I am all IWANTOCUTIT- IWANTTOCUTIT- IWANTTOCUTIT.

Anyways, it’s the calm before the storm, and I am going to keep enjoying the family time and not cut my hair.  Probably.

Last week I had the pleasure of taking some photos for my stunning friend, Heather Pierson

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I couldn’t take enough, she is just that adorable and I love her to pieces, click here to check out her favorites on her blog.

I also got the coolest email from a reader, Rebecca

Hi Brittany!
So I’ve decided that I want to become a wine drinker; seems like such a glamorous lifestyle (plus I cant really stomach vodka anymore LoL!)
Do you have any suggestions? What are favorites?
Thanks!!
PS…I ♥ you! (in a non-creepy way)

See, Andy?  I’m GLAMOROUS.

Not tipsy. GLAMOROUS.

Not nagging and needy.  GLAMOROUS.

Not clumsy and confused.  GLAMOROUS.

Rebecca, than you for giving me the proper adjective for which to describe my lifestyle, and to answer your question.  I am a white wine drinker.  Red wine and my acid reflux is a recipe for disaster, and by disaster, I mean me throwing up stomach acid all night as the blood of Christ destroys my esophagus.

My go to wine is Moscato, Barefoot and Sutter Home Moscato are good and affordable, but my hands down favorite is Yellow Tail Moscato, it has a wonderful kick, and even Andy will drink it.

Last week, I relived pushing out my three monsters and handing them over to a gorgeous, barely legal new nanny.

I realized that kids are way more fucking expensive than I previously thought.

And, I also offered up two internet tutorials, mostly full of gibberish and cursing,but none the less effective…

Click here to learn how to use Stumble Upon to boost your traffic.

Click here to mainline Pinterest.

Random thought.  Don’t you sometimes wish you could start a secret twitter account and say exactly what you want to say and not worry you are offending anyone because someone, somewhere is always offended?  Me too, wink.

On to some cool stuff I found on the internet…

This. One of the freakiest things I have been given to read online ever.  I may never sleep again, seriously.

This is my new go-to baby shower gift.

Is it fall yet?

30 Rock.  The gas leak episode. One of the funniest moments ever.

Happy Shark Week, y’all!

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