If this was Hogwarts, I would fail every class…except for bartending. I think Professor Flitwick teaches it.

Oh, and I’d probably pass herbology. Ahem.

My point is, I am mediocre at most things except eating and booze, and since yesterday I showed you a picture of my Margarita Ball, I thought I’d spend today telling you just what to put into it.

You know those margaritas that are so good, you sit there and drink them for hours, having no concept how drunk you are until you try to stand upright and then you hit the pavement face first? This is one of those margaritas. It’s a family recipe perfected over the years by generations and generations of drunk Catholic people, and today I will share it with you.

Knock You On Your Ass Margaritas

6 oz Roses Lime Juice (This is not the same as regular lime juice.)
8 oz Triple Sec
1 liter Tequila
1 container Frozen Lemonade, melted
36 oz Water

Mix all of the above together, then chill in the fridge.

For best results, let it sit at least an hour.

*When using this recipe for my Margarita Ball, I double it.




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