Beer helmet? Lame.
Welcome to the future.
(Nobody steal it, I’m totally patenting it.)
Life Lesson: Don’t let friends take picture of you on Bourbon Street. Even if you say things like, OMG take a picture of me, this is the most bad ass invention in the history of bad assery! Yes, especially then.
Oh how I love Hand Grenades! I wish I could have partied with y’all on Bourbon St!
Genius!
Oh yeah, I did that in college FAR too often to pretend to be a good girl. But, HELLO, hands free!
Have you er.. lost weight? Because You are looking slimmer, and hotter than usual. Not that you werent hot before Im just sayin. Seriously, what are you doing? You look really good!
Will it come with implants for those of us with no boobies??
That is totally awesome not only does it allow you to double fist drinks but you have a third! Which triples the amount of drinks you can have while also triple decreasing the amount of trips that have to be made to the bar. lol. I’d buy it especially if it made my cleavage look that hot. Way to go girl!
You’re hot.
So jealous…….I wouldn’t even be able to hold the straw there!
I’ve done this and la-hove it. But I have to be wearing my “good bra” so it will work, but then its kinda tight in there.
are those like alcohol resevoirs on the side??
lovely chi chis you have my dear…what was the drink by the way!
I have a long history of sticking a lipgloss or even my cell phone btwn my boobs and going. like at a dance. it’s great except for the time at church when i told my friend it was there and on vibrate so… she called me
I do this too. I would keep my “managers” card in my bra b/c my suit didn’t have pockets and it was a PITA to go get it whenever a server needed it.
Thankfully I never wear turtlenecks or it would have looked funny.
You’ve seen this, right: http://www.amazon.com/WineRack-200-008-Wine-Rack-Medium/dp/B001FYZZI2
Not nearly as cute, but a lot stealthier. I think there’s a place in this world for both.
Also, love the necklace! You look awesome, as always.
So kinda awkward saying this, but have you lost weight? Whatever diet you and Lifescrazy joke are I want in! Because you bitches look AMAZEBALLS! ;)
I LOVE it!!
Yeah, my boobies so would not hold that thing up at this point. Maybe I need some sort of water bra contraption that I can fill with whiskey sours instead?
My husband says that you have spectacular boobs. He’s right, of course, but I’m going to go put a beer between mine now, so that perhaps I can get the same reaction. ;)
You rock!!!!!!
OMG That’s a hand grenade!!! My fav NOLA drink. Now I’m ready to hit the road and go back!!
Wait…I can’t believe no one asked this….How did you get those beads?!!!
Oh man. There goes your political career.
http://www.alotoflayers.blogspot.com
Hey, I did not..um…swallow? Yeah, I’m fucked.
Hand grenades will get you every damn time.
You totally reminded me of a post awhile back about a wine halter! http://theclayfamilyblog.blogspot.com/2010/09/possible-coolest-thing-ever.html