When I get cool emails from readers, I always make Andy read them out loud to me, so that when he doesn’t laugh at something I say, he knows the problem is him, not me.
(I also forward them to my dad, because I think it makes him happier when he pays his part of the student loans he took out for me.)
The other day I got an email from a reader named Maggie, and it was so awesome, I immediately forwarded it to Andy and then called his office to make him read it to me, which he did, super fast and uncaring, like he had something more important to do?
So I was like, awesome, right? And he is like, I guess? And I was all,what do you mean you guess, read the good line again, and he was like, what good line? and I was like, this one…
“I know some FUNNY bitches but you are by far one of the greatest comedic writers of this century…Helen Keller takes a close 2nd.”
And Andy is like, that’s the good line? And I am like, um yes, she called me one of the greatest comedic writers of this century, I’m putting this email on my tombstone, and Andy is all, yeah but she also said you were just one above Helen Keller, so I think she just compared your writing abilities to that of a deaf blind girl, so congrats on that.
Whatever Andy, Helen Keller was a bad ass, but not as bad ass as me, apparently.
Priceless!
*sigh* Men.
Doesn’t he know that Helen Keller is the trump card for everything? Take, for example, the game Apples to Apples. Any adjective being played, Helen Keller is the win-everytime card.
What I’m saying is you’re a winner.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA best ever.
I said shush girl
Shut your lips
Do the Brittany Gibbons and talk with your hips
(Don’t Trust Me -The Remix)
I mean, not that I listen to 3OH!3 or anything because that would be embarrassing, right?
Ahem… love this cover http://www.youtube.com/user/ChrisHolmesMusic#p/u/3/lpx_GPB7GWY
…I totally just realized that I should have just sent you a regular email like a normal person would instead of a message on FB like some creepo like I was your bff or something. Goddammit. I promise I’m normal…just socially awkward. Like…way awkward obviously.
No worries. Social awkwardness is on my business card.
maybe she meant Helen Killer from regretsy?
Clearly Andy just doesn’t get funny.
Did you see the one where Helen was super pissed at the well and her teacher was all “WATER HELEN! WATER” and Helen was all, “ehhhhh” but the teacher wouldn’t give up? And then Helen was all “Aw fuck it, WA WA WA” and started signing the word water in the teacher’s hand!?!?!!
Ahahahahahaha! Best. Episode. EVER.
And yes I agree. You are RIGHT up there!!
Since no one sends me cool emails, every time you post I force my husband to sit at my laptop and read it so we can laugh together. And if he doesn’t laugh hard enough or at the right spot, I call my mother and aunt who live an ocean away from me and read the post to them to confirm that it’s not me, it’s him.
Maybe she meant Anne Frank? Cuz you’re definitely funnier than Anne Frank.
For Realz. Helen Keller could really crack a joke.
You are awesome…and completely surpass Helen Keller, trump card or no.
I completely agree with Maggie, and all the other awesome people who are posting comments…
You’re the sh*t!
:)
she prob meant helen killer
http://www.regretsy.com/
I teach some bad ass blind girls. Who are funny as fuck!
Blind or not, Helen Keller wrote more articulate stuff than most of what I see on Facebook.
hahahahahahaha. awesome