Jorts is such an ugly term. It conjures up visions of dads in white socks with velcro sandals, cell phones clipped to their belts, waiting in line for churros at a theme park.
May my reaction to having a book published never be less than a tear infected, snot filled, scream fest.
Over the river and through the woods… It’s almost Thanksgiving, and if was up to me, the only requirement would be a hair tie and my eating sweats, but in my house, it’s a holiday that requires a touch of decorum, and an underwire bra. I mean, we’re rarely fancy, but I like to eat warm […]
I’m working on a bit of a creative project this week, which usually means stress. Something I do not deal with well and usually translates to scenarios like… Brittany eats all the food. Brittany stays up all night writing a Jerry Maguire manifesto. Brittany googles religious cults. Brittany cuts her own bangs. But I figured […]
Hello. My name is Brittany. I’m a size 14/16 (18 after Chipotle). I’m addicted to skinny jeans and accessories. And glasses. Super. Adorable. Glasses. And I’m showing absolutely no remorse. This week we have the fabulous Ritzy, stylist from eyeglass powerhouse Rivet & Sway, on hand with a panel of fellow fashion addicts to talk […]
It’s not a fashion show until someone shows their Spanx or pulls out a dildo. And, like always…. ’tis not safe for work. Want more irreverent indulgence? Check out Episode 1!
Yeahhhhh…. no. I know my body. I know my thighs. I know how attractive I look fishing fabric out of the fold of my vagina. Bottom line? I am not built for shorts. Even at my thinnest, like in high school when I thought I was a fat ass but would now drink the blood […]
While in Fort Worth, Shauna and I met up with the fabulous Chelsea McGowan. Chelsea is like, this mind blowing photographer, and it was such a life changing experience. I learned to be a sexy red head. I learned to love my thighs. And, I learned to follow my heart….. Sorry boys, we’re taken! Click […]
I’ve spent the better part of 30 years loathing my thighs, so my attempt to embrace shorter dresses has not been without struggle. I wore this outfit to an afternoon of desk side interviews in New York last weekend, and it was the perfect mix of casual and dressy, with some tall boots to keep […]
I spent last week in New York City. Since I typically travel based on food, going to New York City is a personal favorite, because I can eat like a king at both in world famous restaurants, as well as on almost every street corner. This last trip was especially exciting, not only because I […]