Do they sound gross, yes. Are they? Nope. Click here for the BALLS recipe.
I’m in Wisconsin for a day or two, it’s super warm, there’s cheese on everything, and all the roads have the word Packers in it. I love it here! So, I thought I would default to my built in Tumblr, Amuse Bouche, today for some good old WTF? entertainment. I relive the absolutely scariest movies […]
Though they are small they are mighty… and addicting as fuck. Click here for the super simple recipe!
Easy. Yummy. You totally forget it’s not potatoes. I’m lying. It’s obviously not potatoes. But, you’re allowed to like other vegetables, guys. Click here for the super low carb recipe!
I know a lot of people do low carb, and I have gotten a lot of questions, mainly, OMG WHAT ARE YOU EATING THIS SUCKS, so I decided to touch on a few low carb points and meal ideas that have worked for Andy and I, with the disclosure that I am in no way a doctor, […]
I am working on a post about my weight, and it’s shockingly difficult. Plus, I am hungry and craving day old birthday cake; I hate that we had all our kids in stupid April. But, I have been having bursts of brain activity in my own, personal built in tumblr site, Amuse Bouche, so I […]
Sometimes, I find myself in life or death situations. This happened to me once before in college with a bottle of shiraz. I broke the top off with a hammer, and spent three days freaking out that I swallowed glass shards and was bleeding internally. Starting my period the next day did not help dispute […]
My cousin let me tag along to my first New Year’s Eve party. I was thirteen. He was sixteen. Prior to that year, my New Year celebrations consisted of watching the ball drop and eating pizza with my brother while our babysitter climaxed in the pickup truck in our driveway. This was way funner. It […]
Skittles Vodka, day 1. 2 more days. I can already almost taste the rainbow. Except for grape, because that’s disgusting.
My gift to you this holiday season is a family favorite, the Bourbon Slushie. No matter how many reindeer turtle necks, or tacky as seen on tv gifts, or family fist fights ensue, this little treat helps me stay in the holiday spirit, and ensures that by morning, everyone forgot what we were all fighting […]