Recipes

Knock You On Your Ass Margaritas

May 8, 2012

You know those margaritas that are so good, you sit there and drink them for hours, having no concept how drunk you are until you try to stand upright and then you hit the pavement face first? This is one of those margaritas.

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50% drinking game, 50% Candy Land

April 19, 2012

50% drinking game, 50% Candy Land

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Fungus Balls

April 6, 2012

Not only is this dish super easy to make at home, it’s also super low carb, and super delicious…aka I share with no one and moan the entire time I’m eating it.

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10 More Random Days of Amuse Bouche

March 19, 2012

I’m in Wisconsin for a day or two, it’s super warm, there’s cheese on everything, and all the roads have the word Packers in it. I love it here! So, I thought I would default to my built in Tumblr, Amuse Bouche, today for some good old WTF? entertainment. I relive the absolutely scariest movies […]

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Shanghai Cucumbers

March 15, 2012

Shanghai Cucumbers are crazy addicting, and as it turns out, stupid easy to make at home, thank God, because I could eat them by the pound. Seriously, this is one of my favorite low carb snacks, plus they are awesome for lunch or as a side.

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Cheesey Cauliflower Casserole

March 7, 2012

This dish is crazy easy, stupid cheap, and ridiculous tasty. Is that enough adjectives for you?

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How to Survive Low Carb and Not Kill Any Orphans for Their Meat.

March 6, 2012

I know a lot of people do low carb, and I have gotten a lot of questions, mainly, OMG WHAT ARE YOU EATING THIS SUCKS, so I decided to touch on a few low carb points and meal ideas, with the disclosure that I am in no way a doctor, I haven’t read a single low carb book, I have no idea what Atkins/South Beach/Paleo is, and I am in no way responsible for your health.

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10 Random Days of Amuse Bouche.

February 8, 2012

I am working on a post about my weight, and it’s shockingly difficult. Plus, I am hungry and craving day old birthday cake; I hate that we had all our kids in stupid April. But, I have been having bursts of brain activity in my own, personal built in tumblr site, Amuse Bouche, so I […]

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Mongolian Beef

November 15, 2011

Coincidentally, this is also how we ended up with two food dehydrators and a bloomin’ onion maker.

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Vegetable Beef Soup

October 6, 2011

Let’s just go back to last week, when a nice bowl of hot soup was relevant, Steve Jobs was still alive, I had no idea what Nancy Grace’s nipples looked like, and the world just made sense, okay?

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