Sex Dolls: April 29th

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Do you know anyone who can make a full body mold of me and all my holes?

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Your holes?

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Yeah. Ears, nose, mouth, belly button, butt, pee and sex.

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Sex hole, awesome, let’s start the argument now, what’s the goal here?

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Um- to make life size sex dolls to sell on the internet? I saw on My Strange Addiction that gently used ones start at 6k on CraigsList.

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What does gently used mean?

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I think it just means she only gave head but still has her doll hymen, so maybe don’t kiss her on the mouth?

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Some days the way your brain works makes me not want to kiss YOU on the mouth.

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    • CS says

      Yes, but how many times can you get laid for the 6K vs. how long will the doll last. And really, maybe they’re good conversationalists! Certainly you wouldn’t have to worry about them talking back to you, or telling you how you just wasted 6K on a gently used sex toy…

      • Jamie says

        CS… hilarious!

        Ooh – some of them have removable tongues, too. gag. Maybe that’s the gently used part. I wonder if you can call the factory all “hey – I just bought a refurbished doll and her tongue is… uuum… can you send me a new tongue?”

  1. Lisa says

    Brittney…. Love your blog! Andy is awesome. Your conversations sound a lot like my conversations with my husband. Keep it up!

  2. says

    LOL. Love the way your brain works. Also my strange addiction is like really uncomfortable crack (wait, is crack comfortable? idk)

  3. Debbie B. says

    Andy is AWESOME!! I love how he always has a great comeback for the “weirdness” that sometimes comes out of your mouth. No offense – I love the way your brain works. You guys are great!

  4. Jamie says

    I saw a BBC special on these dolls and the dudes who buy them. They even went to a factory where they were made O_o The guys took the women in PUBLIC as their dates – dressed them and put makeup on them and the whole nine. It was so uncomfortable to watch.

    I need to watch My Strange Addiction. The first one I watched made me cringe so much I had to change the channel but… I obviously need to try again, haha.

  5. Sarah says

    when recently looking for an antique buffet on Craigs List I came across an ad for a “Used Adult Toy. ” Pretty sure I threw up in my mouth a little.

  6. Michela says

    …….I mean…… how do you clean it out? I think its going to be a while before I get that thought out of my head. LOL

  7. says

    OMG!! i just happened to come upon your blog today! i have been reading your stuff on and off all day! I am a stay at home mom with 3 kiddos as well. 2 boys, 1 girl. I swear some days i could slit my wrists (Not really. Dont panic.. LOL), but reading these hysterical emails makes me glad to know there are other moms out there with crazy lives too! thanks!!!

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