Hey so-The gas guy came to turn off our gas, he said we didn’t pay our “bill?” I gave him money and said I have never seen this “bill.” He said using air quotes doesn’t make things imaginary. It’s summer, gas should be free, this is a racket, I just emailed them a very irate email from your email account explaining all of this. You are welcome, sir.Love your super helpful wife.
ahaha Bravoo!