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to: brittanyherself@gmail.comWhat am I getting on the way home?
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to: agibbons1@gmail.comChildren’s Mucinex Cough, advil for me, tampons if you can, and pop.
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to: brittanyherself@gmail.comWhat kind?
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to: agibbons1@gmail.comDiet Pepsi.
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to: brittanyherself@gmail.comNo, the tampons?
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to: agibbons1@gmail.comOH! HAPPY CLAP I LOVE YOU, Ok Kotex Super- they’re black.
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to: brittanyherself@gmail.comThat’s a good idea actually so you don’t see how gooped up and slimy they get.
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to: agibbons1@gmail.comThe box. I mean the box is black. But I should invent those! I can make them green and call them Zombie Fingers!
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I would totally buy Zombie Fingers at least once.
Brilliant! Make matching panty liners and call them Lillie Pads. So women can feel all lady like while she’s being fingered by a Zombie. What marketing opportunities!
I thought Andy was asking about the pop too. And for a second I thought, “Does he not know her at all?” Glad it was clarified. And gross.
hahaha so how many years were you married before Andy would pick up tampons for you? im hitting nearly 2 years married together 3.5 and no such luck yet…but then i do most of the shopping anyway…
8 years. And he still bought the wrong kind.
I trained my boys young…..they buy their sisters pads now and don’t even blink an eye at ages 17, 14 and 12. (I’m hoping their future wives thank me for this.)
Make these now!!!
One time I texted my hubs while he was out and asked him to pick up tampons and ketchup. Didn’t even think how twisted that would look for a guy until he texted me back from the checkout. The poor girl at the store thought he was just a horrible person. True story.
I would SO buy “Zombies Fingers.” Please make these, probably a niche market though, but I would buy them!
OMG love!!! what an awesome idea
OMG. Poor Andy! LOL!
Hysterically gross! You crack me up. One day I’m not gonna be able to hold in the laughing at work and they are going to wonder what the hell is wrong with me that I would just bust out laughing non-stop…thanks!!!
I cannot tell you how much I needed this laugh. I’m not sure if this is my type of humor or I’m just that tired – both I’m sure – I almost choked.
This is PURE GENIUS. Boys would totally buy zombie fingers. We’d never have to buy our own tampons again. Like ever.
So funny! you need to make those!
I couldn’t love this any more. Well, I suppose I could, but I might feel whorish.