Sex Dolls: April 29th

by Andy on May 1, 2013

in The Brittany Emails

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

Do you know anyone who can make a full body mold of me and all my holes?

from: agibbons1@gmail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

Your holes?

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to: agibbons1@gmail.com

Yeah. Ears, nose, mouth, belly button, butt, pee and sex.

from: agibbons1@gmail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

Sex hole, awesome, let’s start the argument now, what’s the goal here?

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

Um- to make life size sex dolls to sell on the internet? I saw on My Strange Addiction that gently used ones start at 6k on CraigsList.

from: agibbons1@gmail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

What does gently used mean?

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to: agibbons1@gmail.com

I think it just means she only gave head but still has her doll hymen, so maybe don’t kiss her on the mouth?

from: agibbons1@gmail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

Some days the way your brain works makes me not want to kiss YOU on the mouth.

{ 20 comments… read them below or add one }

michelle burdick May 1, 2013 at 8:19 pm

LMAO

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Desera May 1, 2013 at 8:20 pm

OMG! You two crack me up! I love the conversations you have! “gently used”…bahaha

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Miss Lifesaver May 1, 2013 at 8:24 pm

$6K?? There are so many cheaper ways to get laid!

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CS May 1, 2013 at 9:42 pm

Yes, but how many times can you get laid for the 6K vs. how long will the doll last. And really, maybe they’re good conversationalists! Certainly you wouldn’t have to worry about them talking back to you, or telling you how you just wasted 6K on a gently used sex toy…

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Jamie May 2, 2013 at 10:50 am

CS… hilarious!

Ooh – some of them have removable tongues, too. gag. Maybe that’s the gently used part. I wonder if you can call the factory all “hey – I just bought a refurbished doll and her tongue is… uuum… can you send me a new tongue?”

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alicia May 1, 2013 at 8:30 pm

omg, the awesomeness :)

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Lisa May 1, 2013 at 8:37 pm

Brittney…. Love your blog! Andy is awesome. Your conversations sound a lot like my conversations with my husband. Keep it up!

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Jen May 1, 2013 at 8:52 pm

Holy crap LMAO!

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Alison May 1, 2013 at 9:00 pm

LOL. Love the way your brain works. Also my strange addiction is like really uncomfortable crack (wait, is crack comfortable? idk)

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Stack May 1, 2013 at 9:07 pm

Aaaaaaaaand, I may have just used my pee hole reading this.

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Debbie B. May 1, 2013 at 9:18 pm

Andy is AWESOME!! I love how he always has a great comeback for the “weirdness” that sometimes comes out of your mouth. No offense – I love the way your brain works. You guys are great!

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LouisianaMeredith May 2, 2013 at 1:27 am

This is one of the BEST emails to Andy EVER!! I die!!

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kim May 2, 2013 at 10:29 am

I saw the same episode while on a business trip. SO .BIZARRE.

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Jamie May 2, 2013 at 10:48 am

I saw a BBC special on these dolls and the dudes who buy them. They even went to a factory where they were made O_o The guys took the women in PUBLIC as their dates – dressed them and put makeup on them and the whole nine. It was so uncomfortable to watch.

I need to watch My Strange Addiction. The first one I watched made me cringe so much I had to change the channel but… I obviously need to try again, haha.

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Jessica May 2, 2013 at 7:10 pm

Careful, Andy might cancel your cable subscription!

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Sarah May 3, 2013 at 8:50 pm

when recently looking for an antique buffet on Craigs List I came across an ad for a “Used Adult Toy. ” Pretty sure I threw up in my mouth a little.

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Denise May 6, 2013 at 9:46 am

Love it…You guys are Awesome.

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Michela May 12, 2013 at 5:49 pm

Ha! The thought of a “gently used” sex doll made me hurk a little in my mouth….

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Michela May 12, 2013 at 5:51 pm

…….I mean…… how do you clean it out? I think its going to be a while before I get that thought out of my head. LOL

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shawna May 21, 2013 at 8:34 pm

OMG!! i just happened to come upon your blog today! i have been reading your stuff on and off all day! I am a stay at home mom with 3 kiddos as well. 2 boys, 1 girl. I swear some days i could slit my wrists (Not really. Dont panic.. LOL), but reading these hysterical emails makes me glad to know there are other moms out there with crazy lives too! thanks!!!

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