Jude lost his very first tooth this morning.
He was home sick, so he worked on it for hours.
We were very excited. I mean, I wouldn’t touch it, but like, I clapped from afar.
Except now we’ve come to the realization that we have no idea what happens next.
What are teeth worth these days?
Lil Wayne performances and hummers?
What do I put under that fucking pillow!?