So, Andy did this really insane thing this week, and I’ll tell you all about it tomorrow when I have time to type this in a sit down position, and not, say, standing up at the hotel room mini bar eating cold dim sum and e coli.
However, as a by product of all that, I wanted to do a bit of crowd sourcing here. As you may remember in my 2013 goals, I was going to focus on being present and rock the whole marriage thing and whatever, and a situation arose recently where I need your help.
Situation: Brittany is working in bed watching Wedding Band (a show which she totally loves and if TBS cancels she will burn to the ground) when Andy swaggers all up on her wanting to get it on. Probably because she recently got out of the shower and smells like Dial. Now, here is where one of two things happen.
1. Brittany throws her work aside and they do it super fast because she’s super invested in the hour long comedy and really wants to find out how it ends.
2. Brittany throws her work aside, shuts off the television, and turns on some really hot boning music for effect.
Well, naturally, I chose option #1, but Andy was all, Brian Austin Green the fuck?, so I was like, ugh fine. But, when I grabbed my phone to tap a Spotify playlist, I realized I had exactly no good sex music.
Like, my options were a kids playlist, music for when I’m psyching myself up for getting on an airplane, and then my standard girl-angst chick rock that would have had us both menstruating all over the bed and burning binders full of women by the time it was over.
I ended up just hitting Coldplay, and it was good, but I think we both needed a Paxil after.
Now, I’m inspired to put together a really really dope sex playlist, and I went to Facebook last night for ideas (you can see them here), and want more from you.
I’m looking for more than just the go-to Marvin Gay, Barry White, Sade ilk.
What music turns you on?
P.S. Tomorrow I’ll share with you the really awesome playlist. Feel free to tell me how to do that on Spotify in the comments.