I know, I know.
The whole thing is disgusting.
But somehow, in the grand scheme of things, this is the lesser of two disgustings.
Like, if Bruce Willis wouldn’t have died at the end of Armageddon, and the giant crater hit the Earth, and only you, Jude Law and the guy who played Carlton Banks survived and you had to have sex with one of them to preserve the human race, obviously you sleep with Carlton. Because sweater vests aren’t STDs.
That’s how that analogy works.
I can’t be the only one hoping for this, right?
If I have to survive a meteor with only one other person I really hope it’s Justin Timberlake. I’d totally have sec with him, STD’s be damned!!
You can’t change the rules of this game, Greis.
I am seriously wanting that to happen too but he’s sleeping with his ex-fiance’s best friend already. She moved right into first place after Crystal left.
They are meant to be together. But this old man has more spunk in him than a 13 year old boy. His wiener speaks first…
Also, the way Carlton shakes those hips makes me think he would be banging in the sack!
I thought I was the only one hoping for this!
Yes, it’s weird. It’s gross. But I always liked those two crazy kids together.
Me too!
If by kids you mean one really old wrinkly guy and a girl with pretty teeth and roots every 6 days.
I think Hef screwed that one up. While I think Kendra and Bridget cared for him, I think Holly really loved him. No clue why, I just do.
I also think Holly actually loved him. Why? No idea, but if she didn’t, she put on a damn good show.
I think she did too. I watched Girls Next Door religiously, and she was always so lovely,and really cared about him and Playboy as a whole. She and Bridgette really represented the brand positively and got into the events and parties. Loved it.
But the last season, when she started doing her confessional interviews in Ed Hardy shirts and trucker hats? I knew.
‘Twas the fall of Camelot.
You know, if Camelot was a mansion full of naked people.
OK, I have never commented here before but have been reading and laughing for awhile. But I swear I thought I was the only one who thought this, thank goodness I am not the only one who thinks this is a great idea :)
I may have even like, googled forums to see if anyone had any inside scoop on this. It’s that dominant in my life right now.
Which is also why Andy needs to understand I won’t be making dinner all week or doing laundry. I just simply don’t have the time right now.
omg i said almost the exact same thing today to my husband (about no dinners or laundry) gotta have priorities!
I am so hoping for that reunion. I was never fond of Crystal myself and I have to say that I do think it was disrespectful of her to go partying in Vegas like nothing happened after they broke up. I don’t care how “amicable” the break-up was.
What is it about a man in a hat??…soooo Dreamy!!
I’m right there with you, Carton all the way!
Also? I’d like to see Holly get her happy ending too. Wait, what?
Maybe Holly and Carton?
Nah…
Is this the same girl that blew off Brad the Bachelor ?
her laugh was so annoying , but i really liked them together.
Her laugh sounded really fake to me, too. Like it was forced. But I liked them together. And I agree that he messed up on that one! But really, what a slap in the face to her that she was with him for so long and as soon as she left he was engaged.
I have a feeling Holly reached out to him. Hef is her #1 and always will be. He definitely should have married her. No way would she have been a runaway bride. I heard the last straw for her was when his frozen sperm did not produce a pregnancy. Eh, at least she ditched Criss Angel.
*sigh*
Dude, he sells microwave popcorn now,and I am getting upset.
He ruins everything I love.
I would still pick Jude Law.
I just don’t get it! He is so slimey and pedo looking to me. Please explain the fascination…
to each their own I guess. I definitely think if you want to describe someone as pedo looking I would pick the guy in the creepy sweater vests but that’s just me. I happen to like tall, dark haired guys with amazing eyes and a slim but masculine build (just ask my husband!). also, its not so much a fascination rather an appreciation of a certain look. also I am a total sucker for a British accent. May I have an example of someone you find non-slimy?
I can see the appreciation of a certain look – I can get behind that. I totally like my guys a little on the pudgy side which is basically none of Hollywood :) And really when I think Jude Law I think The Talented Mr Ripley from forEVER ago so maybe I’ve just clung on to that image of him. I can’t honestly say I’ve ever seen him in anything else other than the tabloids… weird.
And I guess I appreciate guys with big ears for some reason (and you can ask my husband about that one – haha!) I like Forrest Griffin and Amir Sadollah but I guess my frame of reference is MMA fighters in that area.
Yeah – I was just curious what people found attractive in him – I didn’t mean anything by it.
Jude Law was smoking hot in TTMR!
YAY for Hef & Holly and the fact that other people think this too! These are life’s important issues.
I so want this to happen! I felt so bad, she left then he was going to get married when that’s all Holly wanted to begin with… :(
I hope it happens but honestly I think she’s moved on.
Uh there’s a secret part of me that TOTALLY hopes they end up together. I mean she dated him for HOW LONG? She deserves the money.
The BEST part of your analogy is that I head the actor who plays Carlton Banks actually HAS HERPES. Granted, I heard it on a radio morning show a couple months ago, and I’m at work so I can’t be googling “Carlton Banks herpes.” Still, it might be a good idea to check up on it before you go making such a choice… since clearly Google and roaches will be the only other things that survive the apocalypse.
I too love Hef and Holly. How did such a weird couple become the fairy tale? Whatever. He was an idiot for letting her get away.
Also, I’m totally in the Jude law camp. If I’m the last girl on earth, who cares if I have the clap? He’s dreamy.
I totally agree. From the first time I heard that the wedding was off I said “humph, that’s what he gets for not marrying Holly”. I’m for Holly and Hef, even if it is a little creepy
He definitely should have stuck with Holly. And yet, I still throw up a little in my mouth every time I think about any woman getting near his wrinkly old balls.