Weeks are long. Fall can’t come soon enough. Sundays are dirty. Let’s relive it together.
Do you ever wake up all sweaty, because your husband has turned off the air conditioning before going to bed last night, because apparently he assumed because he is always cold, that the rest of humanity must be as well?
There is a body outline of human sweat on my bed right now, and the children who ended up on my floor look like they just got out of the pool. But Andy?
Andy is all bundled up in our comforter. He even has socks on.
How did I marry someone who wears socks to bed? He also never wears sandals.
All the signs were there, I brought this on myself.
Sometimes I get to use my crappy taste in television for good. This was one of those times, join me as I watch, rehash and mock the hell out of the MTV Movie Awards on BlogHer Pop with The 2011 MTV Movie Awards Recap: Am I Too Old For This Shit? (I fucking love my job.)
On CGG I am dishing summer hair survival tips with Jen and Daisy, we’re basically one wife away from a polygamist marriage, and that’s only because none of us can effectively french braid. Click here to check it out!
The heat has me way lazier in the kitchen than we are used to, and there’s been far to much ordering of the take out. I am trying to meal plan this shit out of this week, and I am forever thankful for you all and this post. Life saver.
Things I totally loved this week would include: 30 Days of twist and pin hairstyles? Sign me up!, Match.com fails in the creepiest way possible, I’m starting to crave more ink, and because they are being sued and I love sticking up for the little guy, WTFFOREVER21!?
To keep up with everything I love, I suggest joining me on Pinterest, StumbleUpon, Facebook, Twitter and MySpace.
I’m just kidding, I had to shut down my MySpace account years ago because Strom Thurmond kept sending me pictures of his genitals.
Assuming my husband would ever figure out HOW to use the thermostat, yes, that would totally happen to me (true story- he doesn’t have a clue how to work the “fancy gadgets”, yes, I’m married to your grandpa).
Also, sandals with socks. I asked for it, too, I guess. I blame it on the payote that I did in 1991.
Love your lazy Sundays post- they give me something to read while pretending I don’t hear my kids’ needs. Bless you.
It is June, I still have 5 blankets on the bed, I use a hot water bottle at night to help keep me warm, any chance Andy is related to this chilly Canadian??? I am in peri-menopause and still need all those blankets – hot flashes just aren’t what they say they are . . .
Also I wear socks & sneakers all summer, I own one pair of sandals, they will last until long after I am dead.
Practicing my French braiding NOW.
I totally know how to french braid! AND I like to sleep with it cold. I call that a win, win.