Lately I’ve been feeling.. I don’t know, stressed, tired, overwhelmed, overly busy, off my game, other words here that mean basically the same things as all those other words.
I could not put my finger on exactly why, and then I realized it’s because I simply haven’t been drinking as much as I’m used to. Bingo! To the wine cave!
Which is actually a real thing, but not as awesome as the Bat Cave. It’s just the refrigerated section of the quickie mart near my house that’s technically in a small, dark back room, but that’s only because it’s where they also sell the porn magazines. Apparently…it’s a demographic, whatever.
So, that’s helped.
Only last night I decided it was my last drinking night, as I need to gear up for this fashionshootthingomgletstalkaboutitlater in NYC in two weeks, so I totally outdid myself.
So much so that Andy eventually texted me from bed, as I was out on the deck having about a hundred tmi conversations with my friends, to tell me I had to go to sleep. Here’s a reenactment…
Scene.
Then I woke up to my phone dead in the flower pot. (probably drunk pixies)
In the mean time…
Next week I am going to do the second round of Playing Dress Up, as well as share with you my super awesome birthday wish list!
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I love that you stay the same character throughout, while Andy is any number of drool worthy hotties! PS I feel the need to put on my makeup while reading this post bc Andy’s brother is involved ;)
damn pixies lmao :)
Awesomness level eleventymillion! I think we forget how much our volume level increases when we are enjoying adult bevarages with our girls, and, discussing hit hitting topics like bjs and world famine!
How the fuck is it that we are ALL Zooey Deschanel in our fantasies? All of us.
I can’t even tell you how hard this made me laugh. You really have a gift, B.
Oh this is too funny!!
So funny! Love it
That was awesome! Soo, did you figure out a way to get out of giving BJs? I am running out of ideas so am all ears!
Can’t wait for more dress up – says the woman wearing her new Eloquii shirt thanks to one Brittany.
I love that you see yourself as her. And no, I’m not going to try to spell her last name. BTW, you are cuter than her.
One of the funniest things I’ve read in a long time! But Zooey Deschanel is me, How can she be you too?
And THIS (well, in addition to social anxiety) is why is only email my friends. Silently. : )