Lazy Sunday: April 15th

by Brittany on April 15, 2012

in lowercase b

Lately I’ve been feeling.. I don’t know, stressed, tired, overwhelmed, overly busy, off my game, other words here that mean basically the same things as all those other words.

I could not put my finger on exactly why, and then I realized it’s because I simply haven’t been drinking as much as I’m used to. Bingo! To the wine cave!

Which is actually a real thing, but not as awesome as the Bat Cave. It’s just the refrigerated section of the quickie mart near my house that’s technically in a small, dark back room, but that’s only because it’s where they also sell the porn magazines. Apparently…it’s a demographic, whatever.

So, that’s helped.

Only last night I decided it was my last drinking night, as I need to gear up for this fashionshootthingomgletstalkaboutitlater in NYC in two weeks, so I totally outdid myself.

So much so that Andy eventually texted me from bed, as I was out on the deck having about a hundred tmi conversations with my friends, to tell me I had to go to sleep. Here’s a reenactment…

Scene.

Then I woke up to my phone dead in the flower pot. (probably drunk pixies)

In the mean time…

Next week I am going to do the second round of Playing Dress Up, as well as share with you my super awesome birthday wish list!

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{ 12 comments… read them below or add one }

Andee April 15, 2012 at 11:07 am

I love that you stay the same character throughout, while Andy is any number of drool worthy hotties! PS I feel the need to put on my makeup while reading this post bc Andy’s brother is involved ;)

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Andrea April 15, 2012 at 11:29 am

damn pixies lmao :)

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kathy April 15, 2012 at 11:34 am

Awesomness level eleventymillion! I think we forget how much our volume level increases when we are enjoying adult bevarages with our girls, and, discussing hit hitting topics like bjs and world famine!

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Ali H. April 15, 2012 at 12:51 pm

How the fuck is it that we are ALL Zooey Deschanel in our fantasies? All of us.

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Meredith April 15, 2012 at 1:36 pm

I can’t even tell you how hard this made me laugh. You really have a gift, B.

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meleah rebeccah April 15, 2012 at 3:11 pm

Oh this is too funny!!

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Johanna April 15, 2012 at 9:15 pm

So funny! Love it

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Sara April 15, 2012 at 10:33 pm

That was awesome! Soo, did you figure out a way to get out of giving BJs? I am running out of ideas so am all ears!

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Becky (Princess Mikkimoto) April 16, 2012 at 9:26 am

Can’t wait for more dress up – says the woman wearing her new Eloquii shirt thanks to one Brittany.

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Jennifer April 16, 2012 at 2:23 pm

I love that you see yourself as her. And no, I’m not going to try to spell her last name. BTW, you are cuter than her.

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Erin April 16, 2012 at 8:49 pm

One of the funniest things I’ve read in a long time! But Zooey Deschanel is me, How can she be you too?

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Jadzia@Toddlerisms April 18, 2012 at 8:53 am

And THIS (well, in addition to social anxiety) is why is only email my friends. Silently. : )

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