Sometimes I think the front facing camera is the best invention of the 21st century. Probably even better than the segway or Bruno Mars. It's a girl's best friend. We know our angles and have patience with ourselves as we try to figure out how to aim the camera so our eyebrows are even and [...]
OMG I am home. At last. And now, I can relax and go back to posting on a not at all consistent basis! YAY! So anyways, yes. I went to Boston and New York. By way of airplane. And I lived to talk about it. BARELY. It was totally touch and go for a while, [...]
Jesus doesn’t frown on a lot of things, but I am pretty sure he hates airplanes. And the new Melrose Place. That show is horrible.
Next week I leave. On an airplane. This? Is where I convulse, shake uncontrollably, and then vomit on my keyboard. I just don't think it's natural for things to be floating in the air. Back in the 80's, when the news was all, we're all gonna have flying cars by the year 2000, I was [...]