Your Mouth is a Horror Movie

By |2017-06-14T15:38:57-04:00August 27th, 2012|I Draw Horses, Marriage|

The older I get, the less things, in general, gross me out. It's like, you can only ignore the stuff splattered underneath the toilet seat so many times until you realize, nobody else is going to clean that shit up, so you might as well tie a sweatshirt around your face, put on some rubber [...]

Sometimes God has a plan. A plan that may or may not include me getting to see New Moon in a timely manner.

By |2017-06-14T14:13:40-04:00November 24th, 2009|My Life, Pop Culture Addiction|

Um, I'm gonna be honest here. Seldom do my weekend plans include anything but sweatpants and chinese food. The highlight is usually Sundays, when I get productive, and I'm all, ok, I am totally going to shower and shave something today. Whether I actually do it or not is regardless.  The point is, the initiative [...]