From the lovely to the irreverent, we have captured the magic of Barefoot Foodie in pre-shrunk, 100% cotton form.

Tank Pink

$16.99 Fitted Women’s Tank Top

Drink ’til it’s pink.  Because the two week wait is a long time.  And wine is yummy.

Men Taint

$17.99 Men’s T-Shirt

Less Jesus.  More Taint.  Because the abstinence folks are totally doing it wrong.

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$19.99 Women’s Fitted Logo Tee

Because it’s fucking awesome.

And there is so much more.  Stuff so rad, people will either want to immediately have sex with you, or punch you in the face.

Check out Barefoot Foodie’s Pretty Things Here!

And now, you can also buy Barefoot Foodie for your Kindle!