From the lovely to the irreverent, we have captured the magic of Barefoot Foodie in pre-shrunk, 100% cotton form.

$16.99 Fitted Women’s Tank Top
Drink ’til it’s pink. Because the two week wait is a long time. And wine is yummy.

Less Jesus. More Taint. Because the abstinence folks are totally doing it wrong.

$19.99 Women’s Fitted Logo Tee
Because it’s fucking awesome.
And there is so much more. Stuff so rad, people will either want to immediately have sex with you, or punch you in the face.