Inner Turmoil: iPhone vs. Galaxy S3. I've decided to lay out a pros and cons list of each, in a completely uneducated, non-tech savvy fashion. More like, I own a phone and I want it to magically do shit the way God intended.
The last line? Perfection. And now I'm going to be stuck carrying this book around in my head for months.
I am basically one blunt bang cut from Zoey Deschanel or a really ironic fedora away from being Jason Mraz.
Today, for no logical explanation whatsoever, I took three kids, by myself, to Build-A-Bear for the first time ever. Let's recap.
Blue Moon cupcakes? LET'S GET DRUNK AND EAT CAKE, Y'ALL!
Why can't all cliffs be this awesome?
I am currently in love with this. A love song based on and using quotes from one of my top 5 favorite movies, The Jerk.
Narrated by Steve Jobs. Shhhhh.... I love it. Don't tell my Galaxy S3.
When Alice asked me if I wanted to host the final day of Wallbanger giveaways, I was like, um I just gave away a moose head, I'm not really sure how we can compete with that?
And then, I quickly realized I travel places solely based on food, and decided that maybe I needed some outside input.
