Ok, I just have to say it, and I know so many people are not going to agree with me here, but…. Bravo Andy, Oprah, God, whoever is in charge of this show, can we please axe the Manzo family for next season?

I could not feel more eye-rolly or meh about something, and I watch American Pickers on purpose. They have no plot other than bitching, not accepting apologies, reminding everyone Lauren has a weight problem, and did you hear about the black water you guys?

Even Big Al is falling asleep in all their episodes.

We get it, Teresa wrote a corny joke about you a zillion years ago in a cookbook, she didn’t say I’m sorry in the right dialect, Dina doesn’t like you, you’re an empty nester, you don’t want your sons to date girls, you’re thick as thieves, blood is thicker than water, if you hang around garbage you start to stink, a red sky at night a sailor’s delight red sky in the morning a sailor’s warning.

Caroline doesn’t want to interfere with anything, but all she does is interfere with everything. Over and over again. You don’t like Teresa, awesome. I don’t like a lot of people, I cope with that by not giving confessionals about them in front of a camera in an off the shoulder cocktail dress.

If you need me, I’ll be next to Albert… sleeping.

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