Most days I walk around my house pretending to be Oprah. You know, pre-weird about bread Oprah. I’m building an empire! Give me carbs and a house in Hawaii!
I took a mental health break this week. I’ve never done that before, but the weirdest thing happened. Like, my body started to shut down. I was exhausted, my bones hurt, I got confused in the grocery store, my anxiety had taken over. I felt it rumbling around for a while now underneath the surface. […]
There are five pugs on my legs. Henry. Lucy. Mimi. Olive. Miles. There are also nine guinea pigs in the cage next to me. But to be fair, there were only two about 3 hours ago. And then the fat one went into labor, and I had to play guinea pig doula. And by doula, […]