About Utah, Part Two: Signs.

By |2017-06-14T15:55:02-05:00July 1st, 2010|My Life, Travel|

Disclaimer:  I like to tell stories out of order. This summer, I have spent more time in my crawl space than any other summer before. I asked my mom if she had ever seen this obscene amount of severe weather before, because older generations like to relive stuff and tell old people stories.  She said [...]

Jesus doesn’t frown on a lot of things, but I am pretty sure he hates airplanes. And the new Melrose Place. That show is horrible.

By |2017-06-14T16:00:29-05:00October 16th, 2009|Travel|

Next week I leave.  On an airplane. This?  Is where I convulse, shake uncontrollably, and then vomit on my keyboard. I just don't think it's natural for things to be floating in the air. Back in the 80's, when the news was all, we're all gonna have flying cars by the year 2000, I was [...]