This is my favorite time of year. The twinkly lights, the holiday music, the movie Christmas with the Kranks that nobody in my house loves except me. Oh, and the post where I put together the ultimate gift guide for your shopping pleasure, and even do an extra-special giveaway to make it all the more […]
Hey guess what? This Sunday is Father’s Day. Yeah, I didn’t remember, either. So what were you thinking? Maybe a monogrammed laptop bag? A rustic leather man bracelet personalized with the kids names? Good ideas! You should remember those for next year when you have a chance in hell of receiving any of those things […]
Today I joined New York Magazine, Esquire and CNet to chat about what’s hot this Father’s Day. I, of course, made bondage jokes and served as comic relief.
When I was in second grade, the school nurse called my parents in for a meeting. I sat outside the infirmary, but the door was cracked enough for me to hear her tell my parents how concerned she was because she’d witnessed me squinting in the library. Except when she said “squinting” I thought she […]
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. Bright copper kettles and warms wooly mittens. Brown paper packages probably full of pajama jeans, zombie apocalypse army guys, Moroccan oil, and fake animal heads… These are a few of my favorite things. Two days until I’m “feeling 32,” which I assume will not involve “falling in love […]
Poppy ate my glasses. I got new ones. Andy says I remind him of Lisa Loeb, which is good because she is on his list. The only girl I approve of, might I add. Unlike Megan Fox, Jenny McCarthy and the girl from Top Gun. I’ve told him four billion times Kelly McGillis is a […]