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Playing Dress Up

February 21, 2012

The hardest part of this whole liking my body thing was learning how to dress it. I spent way too many years hating clothes and fashion to all of a sudden enjoy it, so getting to that place took a couple of steps. 1. I very realistically float between a size 12 and a size [...]

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Lisa Loeb

January 27, 2012

Poppy ate my glasses. I got new ones. Andy says I remind him of Lisa Loeb, which is good because she is on his list. The only girl I approve of, might I add. Unlike Megan Fox, Jenny McCarthy and the girl from Top Gun. I’ve told him four billion times Kelly McGillis is a [...]

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Look what I made: DIY Circle Scarf.

June 21, 2011

In second grade, I learned how to draw horses. I was pretty awesome at it, and from that point on, whenever anyone in my class needed a picture of a horse drawn, I was the one who did it. What’s that you are drawing, a horse?  The proportions are all off, move! But, not everything [...]

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On Amuse Bouche: Oh look, purses!

June 10, 2011

You know what’s awesome about purses? They always fit.  Like cute shoes, awesome mascara, and wine glasses. For years, I have been tethered to a diaper bag, or purses big enough to house 400 diapers, gold fish crackers, wipes, extra underwear, and action figures, but also cheap enough that when the fruit punch leaks all [...]

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On Amuse Bouche: Covet

June 3, 2011

New favorite thing alert! So, there’s this girl.  And, she has this shop.  Where she makes this stuff. And, I’m completely in love with her… Click here to read more!

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Fat girl. Skinny jeans.

February 2, 2011

I was never cut out for the convent. I matured very early. The boobs, while not ideal for God’s work, were perfect for getting me teased through junior high and felt up in high school. But, they came with a price. A foundation made of huge thighs. I have been called thunder thighs exactly two [...]

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On Amuse Bouche: Jesus Jeans

November 9, 2010

I don’t wear jeans in my house. I wear them when I am out and about running errands, but by the time I reach the threshold of my front door, they are already unbuttoned and halfway down my thighs. They are just simply not conducive to my very demanding lifestyle. I need stretchy, elastic waist, [...]

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