to: agibbons1@gmail.com
from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
March 23, 2012Andy-
I accidentally forgot I put a bottle of wine in the freezer, where the ice maker thing is, and it exploded in there and now all our ice is wine ice. Which is actually kinda awesome- right?
But, my question is, can we buy a new fridge? I don’t know how to clean this, and I think I’ve been driving to school drop off drunk everyday with a glass full of ice water all week, and I don’t want to accidentally drunk hit something.
Check sears, k?
B
From: brittanyherself@gmail.com
To: agibbons1@gmail.comWhatcha doing?
From: agibbons1@gmail.com
To: brittanyherself@gmail.comi’m at work, why?
From: brittanyherself@gmail.com
To: agibbons1@gmail.comCan you leave early to get tattoos?
From: agibbons1@gmail.com
To: brittanyherself@gmail.compass. no more tattoos.
From: brittanyherself@gmail.com
To: agibbons1@gmail.comWhat if it meant something special like from your heritage? Like a tribal dolphin tattoo, really cool looking, on your thigh!?
From: agibbons1@gmail.com
To: brittanyherself@gmail.comwhat does that have to do with being irish?
From: brittanyherself@gmail.com
To: agibbons1@gmail.comTiny leprechaun on your scrotum, then?
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To: brittanyherself@gmail.comdon’t email me at work anymore.
| from |  Brittany Gibbons brittanymarie81@gmail.com |
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| to | Andy Gibbons <agibbons1@gmail.com> |
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| date | March 23, 2009 at 9:20 AM |
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I had a dream last night DON’T ERASE THIS YET KEEP READING that we owned a B&B- and the house was made of candy, like Hansel and Gretel. So when I woke up this morning, I still thought it was the best idea ever, plus I told Jude about it, and he was pretty psyched, so I started pricing land and flour, and then my mom called and I told her we should do it because nobody ever did it before, and she started lecturing me on mold and flies and it’s like WHAT THE FUCK JULIE, THIS IS WHY DREW BARRYMORE DIVORCED HER PARENTS IN THAT MOVIE.
The point of this is- now that I have decided to not build the candy house- I am so not going to tell Jude he can never build candy houses, even if it means his entire clientel dies of food poisoning and whatever diseases flies carry because Laura is going to law school and we should be fine-legally speaking.
mmmkay?
If you are friends with Brittany, you realize that the crazy emails aren’t just reserved for me. I actually have people tell me they have plenty from her they could contribute themselves.
So, thanks to Heather Spohr and her endless goldmine of Brittany emails, for sharing one of her favorites.
| from | Brittany Gibbons brittanyherself@gmail.com |
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| to | Heather Spohr <heatherspohr@gmail.com> |
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| date | May 21, 2010 at 3:19 PM |
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This picture made me think of you:
What? You’re afraid of fish and birds are the fish of the sky.
I realized this morning I have no idea what the frontal lobe does.
Gigi is passed out on me like a drunk hobo. One hand typing, baby!
