Fundies: July 18, 2010

underwear for two

Well shit, Andy. Somebody took my idea!  I just spent the whole afternoon cutting two extra leg holes in all your underwear so we could wear them together,and some jackass got the patent before us!? This shit is getting old.  On to Plan B, I suppose. Don’t stop believing, Britt

A Trap: February 25, 2009

from Brittany Gibbons brittanymarie81@gmail.com to Andy Gibbons <agibbons1@gmail.com> date Wed, Feb 25, 2009 at 2:52 PM Hey Andy, I am super uncomfortable today, and I was laying in bed so the boys could see the baby kicking when I thought of something.  Remember before we were married how I called you on April Fools Day one […]

Disabilities: October 26, 2011

from Brittany Gibbons brittanyherself@gmail.com to Andy Gibbons <agibbons1@gmail.com> date Wed, Oct 26, 2011 at 9:20 PM OMG ANDY! Remember how we were eating tacos last night and you got pissed because I was glaring at you and said I wanted to shove the fork through the side of your face because you were crunching so loud? […]

The Storm: June 20th, 2009

Andy- It’s storming super bad, do you think your boss will let you come home?  Just tell him you have 3 small kids and your wife is afraid of storms because she was struck by lightening once and she has to take medicine to even cope with the fear and it also probably effected her […]

The Girlfriend: October 12, 2011

from Brittany Gibbons brittanyherself@gmail.com to Andy Gibbons <agibbons1@gmail.com> date Wed, Oct 12, 2011 at 3:02 PM I don’t want to alarm you, but Jude has a girl friend.  And before you brush it off all, but he’s 5, he’ll have lots of girlfriends, and it’s no big deal, I would like to remind you that we […]

Vacation Day.

I will be back with more of Brittany’s emails tomorrow.  I had to take a day of rest to recuperate after driving to Florida two days by myself because Brittany gets nervous when other cars are on the road with her.  She’s fun.

The Tree June 6, 2010

tree

Dear Andy- His eye fell off. Shit be crazy.  Probably, like, voodoo.  I’m going to google what this means, we may need to bury the eye under a magic tree.  Or burn it.  I don’t know, bring home a shovel and matches.  This is why I wanted to buy holy water on the internet, stop […]

The Biopsy: November 18, 2010

from Brittany Gibbons brittanymarie81@gmail.com to Andy Gibbons <agibbons1@gmail.com> date Thu, Nov 18, 2010  You say. from Andy Gibbons agibbons1@gmail.com to Brittany Gibbons <brittanymarie81@gmail.com> date Thu, Nov 18, 2010 What? from Brittany Gibbons brittanymarie81@gmail.com to Andy Gibbons <agibbons1@gmail.com> date Thu, Nov 18, 2010 I only hear what I want to. from Andy Gibbons agibbons1@gmail.com to Brittany Gibbons <brittanymarie81@gmail.com> date Thu, […]

Lunch Meat: June 25, 2008

Hey babe- Did you pack your lunch today?  I am only asking because the lunch meat in the fridge is super old, I just haven’t thrown it away yet because it would make our garbage smell, so I was waiting until trash day. Also, when is trash day? Also, there was a hawk on our […]

Not Otters: March 3, 2010

Andy- Um yeah.  Forget everything I said. They aren’t otters, they are muskrats.  I googled them and we are so fucked!  I’m going to call my dad, you ask if you can borrow anyone’s gun, or bow and arrow…assuming you have good aim, and wow,  it just occurred to me I married you and have […]