Hi. I'm Andy.

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from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

Weird question, we had sex last night, right?

from: agibbons1@gmail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

You don’t know the answer?

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

I can’t remember if it really happened, or if I dreamed it.

from: agibbons1@gmail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

We did. You said it was the best you ever had.

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

No seriously, it’s freaking me out, did we or not?

from: agibbons1@gmail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

Maybe if you didn’t read so many porn books you could keep our sex life straight.

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

Well, I’m going to assume it was a dream, I mean, I climaxed 3 times and I can’t find the goat anywhere.

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from: agibbons1@gmail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

Hey- did you deposit those checks?

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

Is that a joke?

from: agibbons1@gmail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

no?

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

I doubt the bank is even open, Andy. It’s the 14th anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts. Do you know how many of my friends died in that war? It’s insensitive for you to assume I’m even leaving the house today.

from: agibbons1@gmail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

so you’re not going to the bank for me today then??

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

I’m ashamed FOR you.

 

 

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to: agibbons1@gmail.com
from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
March 23, 2012

Andy-

I accidentally forgot I put a bottle of wine in the freezer, where the ice maker thing is, and it exploded in there and now all our ice is wine ice. Which is actually kinda awesome- right?

But, my question is, can we buy a new fridge? I don’t know how to clean this, and I think I’ve been driving to school drop off drunk everyday with a glass full of ice water all week, and I don’t want to accidentally drunk hit something.

Check sears, k?

B

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From: brittanyherself@gmail.com
To:  agibbons1@gmail.com

Whatcha doing?

From: agibbons1@gmail.com
To: brittanyherself@gmail.com

i’m at work, why?

From: brittanyherself@gmail.com
To:  agibbons1@gmail.com

Can you leave early to get tattoos?

From: agibbons1@gmail.com
To: brittanyherself@gmail.com

pass. no more tattoos.

From: brittanyherself@gmail.com
To:  agibbons1@gmail.com

What if it meant something special like from your heritage? Like a tribal dolphin tattoo, really cool looking, on your thigh!?

From: agibbons1@gmail.com
To: brittanyherself@gmail.com

what does that have to do with being irish?

From: brittanyherself@gmail.com
To:  agibbons1@gmail.com

Tiny leprechaun on your scrotum, then?

From: agibbons1@gmail.com
To: brittanyherself@gmail.com

don’t email me at work anymore.

 

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