Voting with my Vagina

by Brittany on March 9, 2012

in lowercase b

The other day on Facebook, we were talking about how this very long, boring, OMG WHAT IT HASN’T EVEN FUCKING STARTED YET!? election was becoming about women, so in response to that, as promised, I made all us vagina card carrying ladies a shirt to let everyone know we’re full capable of voting, thankyouverymuch, no matter what side of the fence our vagina happens to fall on.

Metaphorically, obviously…less I fear for those of us who straddle the center.

You can find my shirts on Zazzle until I get my own line like the Kardashians.

{ 18 comments… read them below or add one }

Laura March 9, 2012 at 1:32 pm

Love it

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Bronnie March 9, 2012 at 1:44 pm

I’d wear that.

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Andee March 9, 2012 at 2:19 pm

That’s one more thing I can do with my vagina. I need to make a list.

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LisaPie March 9, 2012 at 2:27 pm

Loved it!

Long time reader/first time commenter. Just *had* to order my very own!

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Heather March 9, 2012 at 2:37 pm

OF COURSE I AM GETTING ONE OF THESE OH MY GOD AMAZING.

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Txtingmrdarcy March 9, 2012 at 2:49 pm

We also need one along the lines of “Sluts Vote Too- 2012.” Make it happen, Brittany. ;)

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stacey@havoc&mayhem March 9, 2012 at 2:50 pm

Straddling the center is easier for those with vaginas than for those with balls anyway.

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shannon March 9, 2012 at 3:21 pm

Hahaha….You are so friggen hilarious! I love it!!

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Nona March 9, 2012 at 5:53 pm

I’d be proud to wear one, but I work for a newspaper and I am not allowed to wear or display any kind of political message lest some reader question the paper’s neutrality in news coverage, blah, blah, blah.

Sadly, freedom of speech only applies if you aren’t paid to be a defender of it.

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Kimberly March 9, 2012 at 5:58 pm

Excellent!

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MommyNamedApril March 9, 2012 at 9:14 pm

hahaha. love it. i’m already so sick of the stupid election. can’t we all just get along. kumbaya, pass the pipe, etc, etc, zzzzzz.

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Matt Ritter March 10, 2012 at 9:31 am

Hey! Where’s my “Voting with my dick” t-shirt?

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Txtingmrdarcy March 10, 2012 at 10:46 am

Oddly enough, there don’t seem to be any campaign issues regarding men’s sexual health or freedom. Go figure!

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Brittany March 10, 2012 at 10:51 am

Well, in a way there, is, gay marriage does effect men’s freedom, but I am not at all shocked that there are no LAWS (YES LAWS OMG) regarding men’s health issues.

Basically, no issues that would, say, directly effect any of the old, rich assholes in charge of voting for and against them.

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Krystal March 10, 2012 at 9:58 am

Awesome. But….I have never ever bought a T shirt for 35 dollars, man. Shit is steep.

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Brittany March 10, 2012 at 10:00 am

No I hear you, I had to either learn how to silk screen or use an online service and none of them were what I wanted to sell them for.

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Krystal March 10, 2012 at 10:27 am

Yeah, don’t hire Chinese labour for cheaper prices. I understand. I’ll probably still buy one lol

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LouisianaMeredith March 11, 2012 at 1:14 pm

One vagina and oh so much for her to do!! Lemme add this to the list…. ;)

Love this!

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