Does anybody else want to drain the ocean just to see what’s really in there?
I totally do.
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Well NOW I do!
I know, right!? I think this is my best idea yet.
Are there mermen? Because I could be down with that.
Sounds kinda cool. But how long would it take? I got shit to do.
I have no ideas, but I remember when I drained my water bed in college, that shit took FOREVER….so maybe we start it, then go get drunk and keep trying to remember to check on it.
Ha. Sounds like a plan. I can do that and put off work for another day. Who needs a pay check?
Wait, what?
I can pay you in dead sea animals?
Im with Kate!! You have peaked my interest now…when do we start!!
When DON’T we start?
Ok, that didn’t make sense, let’s just say now.
ALL THE FREAKING TIME.
I’ve never wondered what was in the water (the thought creeps me out)…I’ve only wanted to SEE how deep the whole would be. It would be cool.
I hate the ocean. Seriously, I creeps me out, and deep water is my number one fear.
Next are boats.
Then heights.
Then men in shorts robes.
Men in short robes just kinda groses me out!!
Ok, I’m afraid of heights too. And men in short robes make me wana puke and run away. So how do you feel about fried catfish? Or that little vein thingy in chicken that sometimes snaps back at ya? I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Ok, I just had to say…. I just walked out on the porch and turned the tv on and there was a short porn star looking half bald man IN A SHORT ROBE! I totally peed my pants! Twice. Then I threw up and ran.
I’m assuming we’d have to refill it afterward? Not sure I want that water bill.
And? I’d probably never EVER get back in the ocean after seeing what’s really swimming around down there. NEVER.
Well, I wouldn’t get in the ocean NOW, so that wouldn’t be an issue.
But, no. I wouldn’t refill it. That seems like a lot of work.
Don’t to be all Debbie Downer-ish, but what if it’s like, full of dead bodies?
Aren’t all the dead bodies in Brittany’s lake?
THIS is exactly what I thought…..dead bodies all over the place.
See, that’s what I was going to say. It probably is full of dead bodies, way more than Brittany’s pond. Scaaaary.
I am guarantee it’s full of dead bodies. I can hardly wait!
Then we could finally find Atlantis.
Did you solve the problem of where to put the water?
I still think space is the best bet.
But where would we put all that water? Also, I’m scared of stuff in the water…so I don’t want to see it.
I’m so in! I know there has got to be some freaky creatures in there and I am just crazy enough to want to see them all.
LOVE your interesting writing and ideas!
Ok, wait. Are we just gonna look & see how much crap & how many dead bodies are in there and then leave it? Or what? Who is cleanin’ that shit up? I’m here to tell you right now, it’s NOT gonna be me. No, I mean it. I’m not doin it.
But theres beer on tap, you say? Hummmm…..???
Typical midwesterner!
And you are…???
ALL THE TIME!!!! I have dibs on all the diamond rings people have dropped while attempting to propose! Oh, and all the old silver coins, you can keep the gold ones.