It’s Saturday, March 24th, 1984 in Shermer High School.
Who would be in your breakfast club?
The brain…James Franco.
Is he high or just super smart. I don’t know. I can’t decide. Puff, puff, pass, man.
The athlete…Ryan Reynolds.
Shut the door. I just need, like, five minutes.
The basket case…Ke$ha.
I don’t know, maybe she’d be cute if I took her to the bathroom, gave her a whore’s bath and wiped the 4 day old Halloween paint off her face. Or, maybe not. I’m confused, why is she rebelling again, and why do I keep finding glitter in my vagina? Christ, this shit is everywhere.
The princess…Anne Hathaway.
Isn’t she lovely? Let’s all say yes. I feel like I could be friends with her, and not hate her for being super pretty and nice.
The criminal…Shia LaBeouf.
Yeah, I barely know who this kid is, except for the fact the he is the only reason I can get through all the lame ass robot movies Andy makes me watch.
GAAAHHH I don’t know what it is that bugs me about Anne Hathaway… she’s so pale and haughty. Kate Winslet has alabaster skin but somehow is always glowing – Annie, take a lesson from her. Or have Brittany spray tan you! Do you still do that? Anyway my point was supposed to be that I couldn’t STAND her until I saw her in Love and Other Drugs. FANTASTIC movie. And I have a newfound respect for her acting chops and her bod – smokin.
Three things:
You, my lady, are hilarious :) I found your blog earlier this week and was obsessively reading old posts and literally cracking up, out loud to myself. Good job.
James Franco made this year’s Ocsars fabulous, in my biased opinion! I heart him, a lot.
PS-I’m in Ohio too, GO Bucks!
O-H!
Where are you in Ohio?
I-O!
Yellow Springs, its an eclectic little town about an hour west of Columbus on I-70.
That pic of Ryan looks like his head as been put on a pic of somebody else’s body.
Just Sayn…
James Franco is a chisel-faced Adonis. I totally don’t even like the blonde/obvious kind of cute and he’s fuckin’ sexy. Wait, who else was on your list? I’m drooling.
Ryan Reynolds…. *drool*
I may need more than 5 minutes!!
Have to disagree about the lame robot movies though! Transformers rule! (My dog is even named after one.. lol Arcee)
Franco is amazing.
his role on general hospital confirmed to me that he doesn’t take himself too seriously.
Could def party with him.
I’ll join your breakfast club, as long as I get permission to do dirty things to all the listed males ;)
I would have to replace Ryan Reynolds with Paul Walker.
Ummm Ryan Reynolds….I have loved him since 2 guys, a girl and a pizza place…lick-a-ble! YUMMY! Oh and I completely agree, my breakfast club as well. :)
Me too! LOVED that show!!!!
Ummmm…. I would have to fit David Duchovny in there some how. Now that is a hit man and always has been …………………………………………
Can George Clooney be the principal?
I’d always be in Saturday detention.
Oh good point! Can we give him, like….a paddle?
Um…yeah….Oh yeah…
Brain- Cary Elwes
Athlete- Adam Baldwin
Basket Case- Fairuza Balk
Princess- Joanna Garcia
Criminal- Jason Statham
OH! Jason Statham was almost by athlete. How gritty and yummy is that guy?!
He is great. He can be menacing but still seem sweet, love it!
I totally agree – Shea is the only reason I can get through those movies. Great picks!
brain: natalie portman (although i would take Franco any day also)
athlete: mark whalberg
basket case: charlie sheen
princess: anne hathaway (i have to agree, she is so beautiful but seems like a genuine and kind person with a sense of humor)
criminal: robert downey jr. (he may be reformed but OMG so delicious)
OMG good call on RDJ!
Bwahahaha! Excellent call on Charlie Sheen!
I sub out Ian Somerhalder for James Franco. He’s very dedicated to preserving the environment and advocating for animal rights. Both of which are uberhot. Katherine Heigl for Anne Hathaway. I love Anne, but I have this newfound respect for Katherine. I used to think she was a snotty bitch, but the other day I saw a PSA for her foundation that educates people on responsible pet ownership, offers free spaying/neutering and transports animals from high kill shelters to no kill shelters. I think she’d be fun to hang out with. I think Ryan’s a dick, but he does make good eye candy. With you all the way on Ke$ha. Anyone who spells their name with a symbol is whack, but probably a good time. I’d trade Lindsay for Shia for the theif. Because that girl needs some tough love … and I am just the person to provide it.
OMG. A whore’s bath has to be the funniest thing. Like Ever. Ummm….James Franco? He’s such a douche bag. Or maybe that’s the point. Shit.
You know I was going to say I was only 5 in 1984 and then I was going to say what my 5 would be IF I was in H.S. in 1984 BUT I like your list better. Ha-ha! This is the ONE time I can actually say I’m 32 and not have the 20-somethings at work look at me like I’m ancient:) Hope you have a great weekend!
I would go all in with your club…except…I still need Judd Nelson..he was sooooooooooo HAWT!!!!!!!
I love Ke$ha in a totally appropriate, 13yo girl way. Even though I passed 13 a long time ago.
And those boys are really cute.
Ohhhhh. I’m going to have to think about this and get back to you…
i stopped paying attention after the first two. dear god, they are exuding pure sex appeal!!! go watch 127 hours, now! just close your eyes during the ‘graphic’ part ;)
Ryan Reynolds……yum
sorry, can’t concentrate with that picture of Ryan Reynolds up there….droooooolllll
James Franco is too hawt to be the brain, just saying. The others are pretty darn close. I am getting old, and it shows:
Brain – Jeff Goldblum
Athlete – Brendan Fraser
Princess – Jennifer Garner
Basket-case – Anne Heche
Criminal -Colin Ferrel (swooning)
These picks are pretty much perfect.
um yea totally got side tracked by that pic and forgot what I was gonna say.
Oh yea I remember Ke$ha is yuck, like in trashy yuck and I second the whore bath for her. She grew up just down the road from where I live Franklin should be so proud-not really!
Franco & Reynolds?! I’m in.
Seeing Shia LaBeouf as the criminal has made my day! I am so happy he made it onto your list! Mmm Shia, so misunderstood. Even if he was a criminal, he’d be a tame and lovable one.
I think Channing Tatum as the athlete would be nice (phwoar those abs).
Emma Watson as the princess. (If her hair grows a little more, she can rock Ringwald’s short curls too).
Andrew Garfield as the brain. Nom, cute and geeky like Brian.
Hmm for the basket case… Emma Stone? I LOVE her. And in no way do I think she is a basket case, but she’s pretty versatile and I think she’d be up for the challenge.
And of course I am happy keeping ma main man Shia as the criminal :)
The two Emma’s could be interchangeable there ^ Just like how Molly was originally meant to play the basket case, but then wanted to be the princess instead. I would love to see their audition videos for this version of The Breakfast Club; the two Emmas battling it out could be highly entertaining.
You can probably tell I’m British. Mixing up the club with two Brits there ^ But Garfield is Spiderman (the amazing one), so his American accent is pretty plausible and not too flawed. Watson… I swear if I was directing it, I would get her accent up to scratch. You can also probably I’m a youth due to my choice of actors. But hey, The Breakfast Club is a teen movie. And so this is my modern teen cast.
I don’t think anyone would dare to remake The Breakfast Club, because they couldn’t please everyone, unlike TBC somehow manages to do. But I know I’d find my version pretty swell too. Hmm, I’m up for directing a remake of The Breakfast Club, so long as someone can hook up with my desired cast ;) Anyone know how I can get in touch? :))