It’s that time of year again, when Andy buys me presents from mall kiosks on Christmas Eve and I eat my bedazzled phone case and Korean hand lotion feelings in the bathroom until it’s time to pack it all up and do it again next year.
Fear not, I have once again compiled a list of gift-giving must haves that, if ordered within the allotted by-Christmas delivery time slots, will ensure everyone will be having a very hand-jobby Christmas, indeed.
1. Ginger Epiphanie Bag, Bisque $164.99
2. JAMBOX Wireless Speaker, Red Dot $129.99
3. Pee Wee Herman Throw Pillow, $20
4. Layered Turquoise Necklace, $34.99
5. Fucking Be Cool About It Canvas, $150
6. Play Hooky Ipad Sleeve, $50
7. Harry Potter Blanket with Sleeves, $29.29
8. DIY Goat Cheese Kit, $27.95
9. Boggart Baseball Tee, $32.99
11. Coloring for Grown Ups, $8
12. Tieks, Mustard Yellow $165
14. Tequila Is Not My Friend Bag, $248
15. Vodka Texted You flask, $20
16. Rock My Mic Sweatpants, $19.99
17. Bob’s Burgers, Season One $12.49
If Andy buys you nothing else, make sure he buys the jambox. I received one for my birthday and I have no idea how I lived with out it. It’s amazing.
Ps. I have now added the boggart baseball tee to my own list
Harry Potter Snuggie? My life is now complete.
dude. That Kate Spade bag is awesome. Now how do I get Bob to spend $248 on it?
Wondering if my husband would even notice the “rock my mic” on the sweats if I bought them for him.
Where do I find a Pee Wee Herman throw pillow? I NEED to buy this for a gift for Christmas!
I HAD to get that DIY Goat Cheese kit for my mom. That’s awesome.
A big YESSSSSSSSSS to Bob’s Burgers – one of the most underrated shows on TV right now!!
OMGEEEE Pee Wee! Fabulous!
#4 and #15 are needed. Excellent list.
Now if I didn’t just have an affair with the Kate Spade super secret special cyber Monday sale, I’d have money for those…