Gift Guide 2012

by Brittany on November 24, 2012

in Covet, lowercase b

It’s that time of year again, when Andy buys me presents from mall kiosks on Christmas Eve and I eat my bedazzled phone case and Korean hand lotion feelings in the bathroom until it’s time to pack it all up and do it again next year.

Fear not, I have once again compiled a list of gift-giving must haves that, if ordered within the allotted by-Christmas delivery time slots, will ensure everyone will be having a very hand-jobby Christmas, indeed.

1. Ginger Epiphanie Bag, Bisque $164.99

2. JAMBOX Wireless Speaker, Red Dot $129.99

3. Pee Wee Herman Throw Pillow, $20

4. Layered Turquoise Necklace, $34.99

5. Fucking Be Cool About It Canvas, $150

6. Play Hooky Ipad Sleeve, $50

7. Harry Potter Blanket with Sleeves, $29.29

8. DIY Goat Cheese Kit, $27.95

9. Boggart Baseball Tee, $32.99

10. Big Poppa Print, $33

11. Coloring for Grown Ups, $8

12. Tieks, Mustard Yellow $165

13. K is for Knifeball, $9.95

14. Tequila Is Not My Friend Bag, $248

15. Vodka Texted You flask, $20

16. Rock My Mic Sweatpants, $19.99

17. Bob’s Burgers, Season One $12.49

{ 9 comments… read them below or add one }

katie November 24, 2012 at 10:12 am

If Andy buys you nothing else, make sure he buys the jambox. I received one for my birthday and I have no idea how I lived with out it. It’s amazing.

Ps. I have now added the boggart baseball tee to my own list

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Heather November 24, 2012 at 10:40 am

Harry Potter Snuggie? My life is now complete.

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Jamie November 24, 2012 at 11:29 am

dude. That Kate Spade bag is awesome. Now how do I get Bob to spend $248 on it?

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Nikki Mohamed November 24, 2012 at 12:21 pm

Wondering if my husband would even notice the “rock my mic” on the sweats if I bought them for him.

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WendyK November 24, 2012 at 12:39 pm

Where do I find a Pee Wee Herman throw pillow? I NEED to buy this for a gift for Christmas!

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Jess November 24, 2012 at 5:18 pm

I HAD to get that DIY Goat Cheese kit for my mom. That’s awesome.

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Jen November 26, 2012 at 9:41 am

A big YESSSSSSSSSS to Bob’s Burgers – one of the most underrated shows on TV right now!!

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Nuala Reilly November 26, 2012 at 10:30 am

OMGEEEE Pee Wee! Fabulous!

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Becky (Princess Mikkimoto) November 26, 2012 at 1:08 pm

#4 and #15 are needed. Excellent list.
Now if I didn’t just have an affair with the Kate Spade super secret special cyber Monday sale, I’d have money for those…

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