Hello. My name is Brittany, and I would like to talk to you abut my religion.
I was ordained a year ago. It’s been the best decision of my life.
Learn more by clicking this helpful link.
I hope to see you at our next gathering, where White Russians flow like holy water.
Do you get to marry people in your bathrobe? Because if so, I’m in.
The FAQs on the site linked say that many states in the US do allow people ordained in Dudeism to officiate weddings. Attire would then be up to you and the wedding party. ;)
Dude! I’m down!
I am joining right now. Forget the Flying Spaghetti monster church.
Good choice. I’d come door to door, but by order of our mission statement, we’re just too lazy for that.
Dude, totally just got ordained. Who wants a wedding in Texas?
I’m ordained in Texas too, but the more the merrier because if we’re being honest we’re probably too lazy to drive more than 20 miles to marry anyone, amiright?