1. Should I be concerned my pee is a burnt orange color? I feel like I should be.
3. Also…I can be seen over at Good Mom/ Bad Mom today, one half of which is run by my idol, Jenny the Bloggess. She’s like the Miss USA of the blog world, you know, the super fun one who had to go to rehab for drugs and making out with girls.
4. Go see my doppelganger, Brittany over at her blog the Pie Lady, she gave me an award, and not only does she correctly spell our name (Fuck you Britney!), but she makes is fucking hard to maintain my girlish figure with all her delicacies. Damn you Brittany and your pies!
6. Clearly…I have issues…