xanax – Brittany, Herself.

I don’t remember the part of our vows where I was the one nominated to be in charge of keeping everyone alive.

By Brittany|2017-06-14T15:45:12-04:00March 22nd, 2011|Marriage, Mental Health, Travel|

Why are we all in the shower with you, mom? I was just asking myself that same question, Wyatt. Who decided I am allowed to be left alone for a week with three children? Someone drunk, apparently. Last night it stormed. Super loudly. It was the Donald Trump of storms. I was all, seriously, storm, [...]

My plane rides always include prayers. And peanuts. And Xanax.

By Brittany|2017-06-14T16:28:38-04:00March 10th, 2010|My Life, Travel|

Yes? Ello gov'na Um... It's bloody hot in this plane, no? WTF I don't now, I was trying something out just there. I feel like my inner dialogue should have an accent. I was going for Bridget Jones. Yeah, that definitely wasn't Bridget Jones. Really? What about the second movie, the one where she gives [...]