What I Really Say To Your Husband

By |2017-06-14T12:41:35-04:00December 15th, 2014|Body, Marriage|

Ladies, your husbands are emailing me. Repeatedly. You may or may not have any idea this is happening. It’s probably while you’re in the shower, or after you go to bed. Or maybe when you think they’re texting a co-worker on the couch, or in the bathroom on their iPads. […]

Stage 5 Clinger

By |2017-06-14T12:42:32-04:00November 26th, 2014|Body, Marriage|

“You never call me anymore.” He said. “Yes I do!” “Um no, you don’t. It’s Wednesday and you haven’t called to bug me at work all week?” So, two things. One, he apparently only pretends to be annoyed with me, which only confirms my theory that my exasperating personality is a large part of my [...]

The Beauty of Entitlement

By |2017-06-14T12:50:57-04:00February 25th, 2014|Body|

Yesterday was not a pretty day. I was not feeling it. I was not feeling it at all. I was getting ready for an event and none of my clothes were agreeing with me. Mountains of them all over the closet in protest. Big fucking piles of nope. And since I've been riding high on [...]

The Season of Kindness… to Yourself

By |2017-06-14T13:42:43-04:00November 14th, 2013|Body, Giveaways|

This time of year, it's always super easy to get into the holiday spirit. The spirit of giving. The spirit of love. The spirit of kindness. We take all those amazing emotions and actions, and plaster them across mankind in a selfless act of compassion and humanity, and it's wonderful. Truly, it's what Upworthy videos are [...]

Huffington Post Live: Your Body, Sex & Self Esteem

By |2017-06-14T13:43:07-04:00September 11th, 2013|Body, Press|

You want to see amazing women REALLY talking about our body issues? This is the video. I loved this conversation, and one of you is going to have to come over to my house right now, because I need to high five this shit out pronto. If you have trouble viewing this video, click here! [...]

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The Sprats

By |2017-06-14T13:46:22-04:00May 7th, 2013|Body, Marriage, Sex|

Jack Sprat could eat no fat. His wife could eat no lean. And so between them both, you see, They licked the platter clean. The other day, out of the blue, Andy asked me if I found him as attractive as I did in high school. My immediate reaction was to laugh, which I did, [...]