I’m Going Hiking. On Purpose!

By |2019-07-16T18:16:20-04:00June 27th, 2017|Bras & Panties, Fashion, Travel|

Prior to this moment, I thought the only hiking I would ever do would come after a plane crash, stranding me with a group of strangers on a deserted jungle island. I actually think about this a lot, and I have a number of concerns. First, I wear contacts, and I would be good for [...]

Confidence… WE GOT THIS.

By |2017-06-14T12:47:03-04:00June 23rd, 2014|Body, Friendship|

There is a box at the very top of my closet full of photographs. Remember those? Archaic artifacts from a time when we needed our memories to be tangible and red-eyed. The box is deceiving. While the photos weigh mere ounces, the collection itself contains hundreds of pounds gained and lost and gained again. Glossy [...]

The Death of Pregnancy License

By |2017-06-14T12:49:13-04:00May 8th, 2014|Body, Fat Girl Walking|

Opening this text window feels weird, but also like home. So like weird home. Or, you know, normal home, because what home isn't weird? Anyways, here we are together, on the internet. First of all, I have book mono. It's a legitimate thing. You get it one of two ways. From open mouth kissing your [...]