Mindy Kaling does this thing I love, get ready, because it's groundbreaking... She wears mini skirts and she tucks her shirt in. Which is, in chubby Brittanyland, a mind blowing concept. I mean, my grandma always told me to tuck my shirt in, but she was old and didn't know who Shanice was at the [...]
Last week we had an 80 degree day. It's back to 50 now, so let's not get excited, but this is how Ohio works. Dick teasing us with moments of warmth and sun, only to pull out at the exact moment you consider packing your winter coat away. The warm weather was lovely, but it [...]
It's not a fashion show until someone shows their Spanx or pulls out a dildo. And, like always.... 'tis not safe for work. Want more irreverent indulgence? Check out Episode 1!
If you missed our live show last night, fear not! you can check it out here. And, like always.... 'tis not safe for work. Want more irreverent indulgence? Check out Episode 1!
Yeahhhhh.... no. I know my body. I know my thighs. I know how attractive I look fishing fabric out of the fold of my vagina. Bottom line? I am not built for shorts. Even at my thinnest, like in high school when I thought I was a fat ass but would now drink the blood [...]
So, when I started do this whole thing where once a year I put on a bathing suit and go in public, I thought, yes. This feels brave. This feels strong. And it was, until one day it wasn't. It doesn't necessarily feel less strong or less brave, it just feels... normal. Which is amazing. [...]
I don't own lipstick, weird right? I own tons of cheapo balms and glosses, but no actual lipstick. The last time I wore it was in a shade of matte brown with a grungy flannel shirt and Dr. Martens, so like, not since Lilith Fair happened. That being said, I have a total girl crush [...]
Ohio is in year two of a total identity crisis. Under normal circumstances, we'd be pleasantly into our second month of thick snow, with no end in sight until at least May. But, while I was freezing my ass off in below freezing temps last night, today I'm glaring at melting snow everywhere and 50 [...]
My kids measure everything in sleeps. How many sleeps 'til we go to Disney? How many sleeps will you be gone? How many sleeps until Ice Age 10 comes out? Ok, the last one kills me. How many Ice Ages are we going to make, 20th Century Fox, until we finally admit to the kids [...]
I spent last week in New York City. Since I typically travel based on food, going to New York City is a personal favorite, because I can eat like a king at both in world famous restaurants, as well as on almost every street corner. This last trip was especially exciting, not only because I [...]