Love & Hysterectomies

By |2019-03-22T10:42:51-04:00March 22nd, 2019|Hysterectomy, Marriage|

Note: First, This post contains graphic imagery. If surgical photos make you queasy, this is not for you. Prior to seeing me in the recovery room, I firmly believe that Andy had no idea what was happening to me. "What's this totally elective, not at all serious thing my wife has gotten herself into this [...]

And She Was Never Heard From Again

By |2017-08-21T10:47:03-04:00July 7th, 2017|Marriage, Sex, Travel|

The woods is a really amazing place to go if you have all sorts of inner turmoil and nowhere to put it. I'm struggling with moving, I'm struggling with my religion, I'm struggling with our country, I'm struggling with what I want to do next. I'm just a ball of conflict and angst, and I [...]

Group Therapy

By |2017-06-14T12:46:09-04:00July 14th, 2014|Friendship, Marriage|

"8 and three dashes." "What?" "8 and three... yes three dashes." I hold three fingers up into the air as Andy and my brother Adam stare at me from the table saw positioned on the deck. "8 and three dashes." I yell at them again from the center of the dining room. "What the fuck [...]

Riding In Cars With Kids

By |2017-06-14T12:50:46-04:00February 28th, 2014|Marriage, Parenting|

I've been having car issues. Mechanically, my SUV was cherry. Logistically I wanted to light it on fire and push it into the pond. The problem is that I have three children in car seats on a single bench seat. So what, you ask? Oh, you've never put a condom on a dude then tried to [...]

A Day In A Marriage

By |2017-06-14T15:12:59-04:00January 7th, 2014|Marriage|

Andy and I forgot our wedding anniversary. Then we suddenly remembered the night before, except we both incorrectly assumed it was our 10 year anniversary, which left us both scrambling. Fuck, what is the traditional gift for 10 years? Wikipedia says tin. Can it be Target Gift Cards and leftover Udon soup, because I have [...]

Do We Have To Put a Ring on It?

By |2013-10-07T11:34:57-04:00October 7th, 2013|Marriage|

Andy and I have stopped wearing our wedding rings. I'm not entirely sure when it happened, and I wasn't even really aware of it until we went on vacation with a few other couples, and I thoughtlessly tossed my ring in the hotel safe. You're not wearing your ring? Nah. I never want to take [...]

Last Call Brittany: WTF Relationships

By |2014-08-10T18:07:44-04:00August 8th, 2013|Last Call Brittany, Marriage|

Partners. Can't live with them, can't realistically cast magical spells to turn them into Colin Firth. Tonight I am getting the dirt on relationships, from people who find themselves inside one. Including a very special/reluctant/just kidding/if he ever wants a hand-job again guest... my husband. Panelists: Audrey Binkowski  & David Binkowski  Keili Lefkovitz  & Shane Johnson  Aimee Giese  & Bryan Bugfrog  [...]

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Sex Everyday for a Year

By |2017-10-11T22:50:00-04:00August 8th, 2013|Body, Marriage, Sex|

I just had sex everyday for a year, and I didn't tell you about it. But I did video tape it, so check it out -> here! Just kidding. I wasn't even sure I was going to go into it, but here we are. *pats the empty space on the couch* It was the email [...]

Twenty Stitches

By |2017-06-14T15:35:11-04:00May 10th, 2013|Marriage|

The following is a totally true and gory story. Also, yes, Andy's doctor really writes prescriptions for hand jobs, but I don't think you can actually cash them in at pharmacies. They're like those coupons you give people on Valentine's Day when you don't feel like spending actual money on them. Britt! He never says [...]