Sarah Palin 2010.

By |2017-06-14T14:52:17-04:00February 3rd, 2010|Parenting|

So, I just looked at my cousin's Homecoming pictures on Facebook. The good news, she is adorable. The bad news, I am pretty sure I'm now illegitimately pregnant with the child of a 16 year old boy who looks like he doesn't shower any more and has a trucker hat on. But, it's cool, because [...]

The best gifts. EVER.

By |2017-06-14T14:15:35-04:00December 21st, 2009|My Life|

Guess what. There are only 4 days until Christmas. And that means, if you haven't bought your gifts yet, you are so screwed, because online shopping won't get here in time, and the mall smells like a hot, sweaty, bowel movement. Now, I didn't do a gift guide like a lot of other bloggers, because [...]

Sticking it to the man…who happens to be my mom…who was actually totally right…damn it. This is less fun than I thought it would be.

By |2017-06-14T14:14:28-04:00November 6th, 2009|Growing Up, My Life, Womanhood|

When I was little, I wanted NOTHING more that to take a bubble bath with Mr. Bubble. According to the commercials, the bubbles Mr. Bubble produced?  Fucking bananas. But, my mom was, like, Joan Crawford about the Mr. Bubble. Nyet Mr. Bubble. She was like, girls can't use stuff like that, so, naturally, I was [...]

Jesus doesn’t frown on a lot of things, but I am pretty sure he hates airplanes. And the new Melrose Place. That show is horrible.

By |2017-06-14T16:00:29-04:00October 16th, 2009|Travel|

Next week I leave.  On an airplane. This?  Is where I convulse, shake uncontrollably, and then vomit on my keyboard. I just don't think it's natural for things to be floating in the air. Back in the 80's, when the news was all, we're all gonna have flying cars by the year 2000, I was [...]