How The Hell Am I Still Married?

By |2017-06-14T15:14:11-04:00December 18th, 2012|Marriage, Sex|

Wait... how many years have we been married? I don't know? Seven? Eight? Oh my God, eight, this year is eight, shit. We totally missed the window for our seven year itches! If year seven is an itch, then eight is a rash. Sometimes it's helpful to think of marriage as a sexually transmitted disease [...]