As It Stands

By |2013-05-23T10:40:45-04:00May 23rd, 2013|Have Boobs Will Travel, Musings|

I keep meaning to say more about things. I have conversation ADD. Hey I bumped an old person with my car... oh look! Cool Ranch Dorito Tacos! Plus, I'm like day 3 into a fight with Andy that he has no idea we are having. I'm irritated as hell over his ambivalence, but he seems [...]

It Happened: Eyelash Extensions

By |2017-06-14T12:13:07-04:00February 28th, 2013|Beauty, Fashion|

About a month ago, I turned to Facebook to talk eyelashes. Mainly, mine are crap, how can I make them be less crap? My lashes are very short, some are curly, some are straight, and then some just bend in, like, 90 degree angles. I have no idea what Danny DeVito's pubic hair looks like, [...]