The Big Calm

By |2017-08-21T13:04:49-04:00August 21st, 2017|Camp Throwback, I Write Books, The Clothes Makes the Girl|

You know that movie Blast from the Past with Brendan Fraser and Alicia Silverstone? Brendan Fraser spends his whole life underground in a fallout shelter after his prepper dad mistakenly thinks a bomb goes off in the 1960’s. So it’s now the 90’s, and he comes back above ground all WTF? What is this world? [...]

Camp Throwback Spring Break Sale… I’m Not Even Joshing You.

By |2017-06-14T12:38:55-04:00April 8th, 2015|Camp Throwback|

The first session of Camp Throwback is in less than 60 days and it's beyond sold out. Bummer, you know, unless you already have your ticket. If you didn't, like, what's your damage? Listen, if you missed out, I'm going to help you out really quick. In celebration of our new August session and Spring [...]

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Throwback 2014 Wrap-Up

By |2017-06-14T12:48:26-04:00June 4th, 2014|Camp Throwback, My Life|

I stood on the gravel with bags of marshmallows in my arms. The sun was just about down and as I stood at the entrance of the pavilion, I could see the fire roaring, people dancing, corn hole matches being smack talked, honeymooners kissing, beers being cheered, selfies being snapped, and smiling. So much smiling. And [...]

DIY Marquee Camp Letters

By |2017-06-14T12:48:44-04:00June 2nd, 2014|Camp Throwback, DIY, Home|

Nothing adds a bit of pizzazz like some flashy marquee letters. Unfortunately, while Etsy offers oodles of them, they are largely out of my price range, and by my price range, I mean the amount Andy will confidently agree that I should spend on light up letters for a 4 day event. Commence project DIY. I [...]

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The Death of Pregnancy License

By |2017-06-14T12:49:13-04:00May 8th, 2014|Body, Fat Girl Walking|

Opening this text window feels weird, but also like home. So like weird home. Or, you know, normal home, because what home isn't weird? Anyways, here we are together, on the internet. First of all, I have book mono. It's a legitimate thing. You get it one of two ways. From open mouth kissing your [...]