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How The Hell Am I Still Married?

By Brittany|2017-06-14T15:14:11-04:00December 18th, 2012|Marriage, Sex|

Wait... how many years have we been married? I don't know? Seven? Eight? Oh my God, eight, this year is eight, shit. We totally missed the window for our seven year itches! If year seven is an itch, then eight is a rash. Sometimes it's helpful to think of marriage as a sexually transmitted disease [...]

4 years ago today.

By Brittany|2017-06-14T15:24:19-04:00December 17th, 2008|Marriage|

13 years ago, I met him. He was quiet, played golf and liked to wear shoes.I let him kiss me and be my boyfriend anyways.We fell completely in love.He asked me to marry him.(I said yes.)It was a fabulous evening of dancing, drinking, chinese food and poker.Complete bliss.4 years have passed, and we've had laughing, [...]