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Right about now.

September 15th, 2010|Body, Mental Health|64 Comments

It's 1:45am. Everyone is sleeping. I'm not hungry. I'm bored.  My hands are idle. I eat half a snickers bar.  A bag of fruit snacks.  A cold eggroll from dinner. So fast, I don't even taste it. I should be writing, but I'm not. I'm [...]

Dirty Laundry.

September 14th, 2010|Marriage, Mental Health|45 Comments

I'm so behind on laundry, I wore my maternity bathing suit bottoms as underwear for an entire day. At first it was uncomfortable, having an elastic band sitting under my bra strap. But it totally made me more productive. I think it's because I wasn't [...]

Fish: Part 2

September 13th, 2010|My Life|57 Comments

I know you are all wondering...what the hell happened, right?! Ok, so first, I know there was some confusion in the comments and in emails, mostly because I'm really bad at explaining things, and also, I am pretty sure I ate a psychedelic mushroom the [...]


September 8th, 2010|My Life|84 Comments

If my life were a movie, I'm not sure who would play me. I'd like to think Emily Blunt or a young Elisabeth Shue.  Like, Adventures in Babysitting Elisabeth...or even Cocktail.  But with less backcombing and shoulder pad. It's so hard to pick. With my [...]

In bed.

September 3rd, 2010|Home, Marriage|68 Comments

In high school I had a wrought iron canopy bed with lavender bedding, and lavender and pink throw pillows.  My matching nightstand was filled with scribbled in journals, vases of dried dead flowers that teenage girls hang on until they eventually turn to liquid, and [...]


September 1st, 2010|Parenting, Travel|41 Comments

I can't remember how old I was when we stopped taking family vacations. I know it was after a road trip to Alabama, when my dad accidentally left me behind on a military battleship tour, and I peed my pants, because I am 60% sure [...]

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