Weekend Crap Up

By |2017-06-14T16:06:12-04:00August 24th, 2008|Parenting|

1. Should I be concerned my pee is a burnt orange color? I feel like I should be. 2. This weekend, I missed out on the biggest event in my home town, aside from Annual Couch Potato Derby, because I opted to spend my Saturday...and most of today...on my knees next to the toilet, the [...]

Refreshers course

By |2017-06-14T16:06:57-04:00August 21st, 2008|Parenting|

Me: My boobs hurt, and I feel bloated. Pregnant Emily: It's way too early to have any inklings of pregnancy, it's all in your head. Me: So me leaking milk is a figment of my imagination?! Pregnant Emily: Wait, what!? Me: I may have exaggerated a bit just then. Pregnant Emily: Jesus. Me: Well, it [...]

Holy 1983

By |2011-06-19T19:39:16-04:00August 15th, 2008|Mental Health, Musings, Parenting|

I am the mom of two boys. Sure, before my first, I may have dreamed about a gaggle of little girls. We'd play dress up, do each others hair, have girls nights out, shop for wedding dresses...but then, we found out we were having a boy, and then another boy, and my pink dreams kinda [...]

Plays well with others

By |2011-06-16T16:27:37-04:00January 29th, 2008|Parenting|

I used to wear perfume everyday. And now, I don't even know where it is or if I even have any? My new scent is more like an odor.....mommy odor. I adopted it the day I gave birth to my first son, and I realized that I would have a little person living on my [...]

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