Every morning on the way to school we listen to music and sing. When they get out I turn on NPR or POTUS to nerd out, but until then, it's a super long drive and yes, singing and merriment is had. The kids have a Spotify playlist, and it used to consist of mostly Disney [...]
This post contains spoilers. All kinds of spoilers. No joke. I saw Breaking Dawn Part 2 in Palm Springs with my girls Allison, Alice and Keili this weekend. Ok, Andy went, too, but he refused to have it documented on iPhone film. Also, I totally wore my Vampire Baseball shirt, again. Dressing up for movies? [...]
When I was younger, I devoured comedies, even Saturday Night Live, which my dad always taped (like, on tapes), labeled and let me watch over breakfast on Sunday morning. I remember watching a black and white short by Tom Schiller done as a tribute to Fellini's La Dolce Vida. At the time, I didn't entirely [...]
For years I have been begging Andy to do a couples Halloween costume. He finally relented our sophomore year of college; we were to be Burt Reynolds and Loni Anderson. I had the best blonde wig and push up bra, and Andy had spent a whole 6 hours growing a thick black mustache. It was [...]
There are a lot of things about the Fifty Shades series that are downright preposterous. Christian can have sex 60 times in a row? Nobody showers afterward, they just walk around like sex stink and UTIs don't exist? People still own teacups? While I found the book to be about as believable as Donatella Versace's [...]
Whenever Andy and I are coming off a rough patch, I get cocky and start putting our relationship in really ridiculous positions of peril, almost like a dare. Like, I dare you to want to divorce me and find where I've hidden your passport and your grandma's ashes. While he's all, let's go on a [...]
Andy and I are not celebrating Valentine's Day until tomorrow due to scheduling. But, that works out perfectly, because we are currently fighting over who does more around the house, and I really don't expect this to be resolved until after dinner tonight. It's just honestly much easier to fight with him face to face, [...]
As always, my reading comprehension is spot on and ridiculous. Click here for my thoughts on book one. Book two. Book three.