Some of my favorite moments are when it's just me and my friends, drinking heavily, shooting the shit, and being inappropriate. Thank you, Google, for giving me a platform to do that professionally. Last night I welcomed the fabulous Greg Grunberg and Keili Lefkovitz to Last Call, and I'll tell you, it was a night [...]
I keep meaning to say more about things. I have conversation ADD. Hey I bumped an old person with my car... oh look! Cool Ranch Dorito Tacos! Plus, I'm like day 3 into a fight with Andy that he has no idea we are having. I'm irritated as hell over his ambivalence, but he seems [...]
I get weird in hotels. Under normal circumstances, in my home, I'm a germaphobe. I don't use the upstairs bathroom because it perpetually smells like boy. I have my own orange juice in the fridge because I'm the only one who likes it extra pulpy, but also because I drink out of the bottle and [...]
Well, I just flew in from L.A., and boy are my arms tired. No, seriously. I drank heavily the entire flight and challenged everyone in first class to an arm wrestling match; my biceps are exhausted. This was actually a really scary trip for me. I mean, let's be honest. I'm not thin. I'm not [...]
If you happen to be in the L.A. area, the Have Boobs Will Travel crew, consisting of Greg Grunberg, Alice Clayton, Keili Lefkovitz, Brad Savage, Shane Johnson and myself will be hanging out at Rush Bar January 19th, at 9pm. We will be in the Pole room. Yes... that kind of pole. Rush Street 9546 [...]
A new year. Time for me to be all profound and manafesto-y. Maybe fire off a quote or limerick or something. While 2012 can be summed up in the words of Tommy Boy, "Ow, that's gonna leave a mark," 2013 is blowing up Monty Python style, 'Tis but a scratch." I spent last year both [...]
I've never read The Secret. I understand the general premise, that you put what you want out into the universe, and by way of some sort of Oprah Hogwarts magic, it happens. But, I'm just not very new-agey, and also, I'm insanely distractable and impatient. I've been walking around all day wearing a post-it note [...]
