Summer

By |2017-06-14T13:39:10-04:00June 29th, 2009|Body, My Life|

Summer time. The season of self tanner and cellulite cream.  Spanx and double chin distracting highlights.  Cold beer and bonfires. Everything I love and hate...all wrapped into one hot, sticky, pain in the ass season. My biggest summer issues...besides being freakishly concerned that every picture taken of me in the summer is of me standing [...]

Hot dog hands and skinny jeans

By |2017-06-14T13:52:15-04:00April 1st, 2009|Body, Parenting|

Why can't we all wear elastic waist maternity pants, like, all the time? How can everyone not be on board with this? You can eat forever, they are super easy to slip off when you are having sex on the basement steps while your kids watch Dora, and they would virtually eradicate the muffin top. [...]

My mother’s daughter.

By |2017-06-14T13:52:31-04:00January 9th, 2009|Body, Growing Up, My Life|

You would think that with me sitting stagnant on the couch, I would just spend oodles of time blogging. Turns out...life's not so exciting on the couch. Hmpf. I had all these grand ideas, like reading and writing and painting my toenails this super cute dark red trampy color I got the other day. Yet...nothing. [...]