Cough & Pee

By |2017-06-14T15:38:24-04:00November 9th, 2012|Parenting|

I've had this consistent dry cough for six days. It's not even productive, and it bugs that I even know how to quantify a productive cough, because if you were to ask me pre-kids if my cough was productive, I would have been like, fuck yeah it's productive, it just ate 2 sleeves of saltines [...]