Toothless Kid Problems

By |2017-06-14T15:34:59-04:00May 29th, 2013|Parenting|

A few weeks ago, Jude lost his front teeth. It was very dramatic, in that, he wouldn't pull them out and insisted that no one touch them whilst they hang there by a single vein making us all collectively barf our faces off every time he spoke to us. Then they fell out and I [...]

Your Mouth is a Horror Movie

By |2017-06-14T15:38:57-04:00August 27th, 2012|I Draw Horses, Marriage|

The older I get, the less things, in general, gross me out. It's like, you can only ignore the stuff splattered underneath the toilet seat so many times until you realize, nobody else is going to clean that shit up, so you might as well tie a sweatshirt around your face, put on some rubber [...]